I am so scared now.

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fdd2blk

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e22o2 said:
You are right, I guess paranoia is just kicking in. It's really scary outdoors, I doubt I will do it again. Scary for so many reasons, it is the public. I want to do indoors next grow, it's the best bet. Thank you for your kind words.
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i get scared in my backyard.


the starter fluid thing should work i just read about it in this new book i got. they use it for bears. you rub bacon grease all over a can of starter fluid. get it at the auto parts store. it's basically ether. so you rub the grease on it and leave a few around the plants the bears come, find the yummy smelling can and bite into it. you can imagine what happens after that. at close range in your hand i think it would have the same effect. or maybe some of that wasp spray. it sprays 30 feet or some shit. it's easily available. just to have something will make you somewhat more confident. i feel your fears.:peace::joint::joint:
 
grobudd

grobudd

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ummm....dude, this is funny. I would suggest taking your dog. thats the best, plus if you run into humans(wich are even scarrier) you can always say, hey im just walkin' my dog i dont know about know marijuan plants...dogs rule!!!:mrgreen:
 
Mr.Pyrex

Mr.Pyrex

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goto your local army surplus and get some pepper or bear repellant and youll be good to go, i have to worry bout getting attacked by bears, wolves, moose, but i still go every couiple of days
 
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vulrath

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Actually you said it sounded like it was hissing? That sounds more like a fisher cat. They are nasty animals and make a very nsty hissing noise. Keep an eye out for them
 
shwamie

shwamie

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lmao, dude thats the funniest shit ive read in awhile! ahahaha. then Micheal just spices it up a notch with the ambush remark lol. But I do agree with Micheal on one thing, it was most likely a deer grunt.
 
nowstopwhining

nowstopwhining

Too many brownies
did you take a few hits of acid before going to water your plants? jesus christ man get over it....maybe you should see someone to get some help...It was most likely a squirrel they make the noise you are describing when they are pissed...ive had pet squirrels haha. :peace::peace::peace:
 
RASCALONE

RASCALONE

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have u ever heard of a havelene?my spelling im sure is wrong,but in english its a wild pig.ive heard them aswell as only seen one.i was in gods country hunting with my brother when i heard this hissing and grunt like noise from behind.i two wayed my lil brother and relayed what i just had heard.his response was pull your side arm and run!!!!apparntly they(wild pigs)call
eachother for backup and surround your ass,now your probly thinking just blastem,yeah right,these things r about 2ft high about a bucko 5 with 8 inch tusks 2in gerth on them fuckers,and the will rip the fuck out of u,him and his whole porky pig family!!!Well hopefully its not them and u have nothing to worry about..i just thought id put that out there......rascalone
 
TheConstantGardner

TheConstantGardner

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wild boars are ferocious. I've hunted them and it takes a lot to bring them down. They will charge you and you don't want to be on the receiving end of those tusks.

Most likely a deer.

Although you should be wary of those damned chupacabras. Maybe stake a goat about 30 feet from your plants. They like goats.

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FilthyFletch

FilthyFletch

Mr I Can Do That For Half
Ok I did some research from what you said.Sounds like a man moan, snorts,sounds quite big, your region. I think I have it pinned down.Its gonna be more then likely a few of those wild New Jersey girls rooting around for gum.What your gonna need is some fake spray tan in a can and few hundred cans of hairspray with a case of blue eye shadow. What you do is spread these around where your spot is in a circle about 300 feet away from your stuff.This will form a ring that these Jersey girls would be able to walk over as they love this stuff.They will grab some and run to the nearest club.You should be safe but if they come back just show them a bank statement with less then $50 on it and they will run away fast. Good luck my friend.ohh and never ever look one directly in the face you might get sick.Have good one
 
e22o2

e22o2

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This is strange, I was watching some old home movies with my uncle. He always recorded when I was younger, I remember seeing him. Anyway, right where I had planted my stuff - he had the spot on video. Which is strange, it is like up in the woods - so we both didn't know why he was recording that area, we were both like 'There it is!' Anyway, it gets worse. There is an animal sitting right there, with a raccoon tail almost. It was weird looking though, and what made it stranger was it was raining. A cat or anything wouldn't just sit right there in the rain. It was soooo weird. :-|

Mind you, this was 10 years ago. Why would some kind of animal be right there, where my stuff is now?
 
TYPE-X

TYPE-X

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Sorry man but i'm laughing so hard I almost pissed myself. I am just picturing the illegal pot grower screaming throught the woods from an insect, or small animal. Man that's a funny image!
 
mexiblunt

mexiblunt

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I cant believe he actually cut his plant early because he was scared to go out at night! I mean I'm from the country so naturally I don't have that fear, but really? Is that what city folk are like? i couldn't believe the first time I met some ppl from a major city 1 hour away that were in there 20's and had never been out of the city. never really even seen the "natural" world, besides t.v shows. Crazy....
 
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fdd2blk

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mexiblunt said:
I cant believe he actually cut his plant early because he was scared to go out at night! I mean I'm from the country so naturally I don't have that fear, but really? Is that what city folk are like? i couldn't believe the first time I met some ppl from a major city 1 hour away that were in there 20's and had never been out of the city. never really even seen the "natural" world, besides t.v shows. Crazy....
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it's more dangerous to walk down a dark alley. :mrgreen:
 
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