I am the Christ- the King- the Messiah- the Lord- the Chosen One- the Savior- the Anointed One! OMG!

IRON-EYES said:
But how the hell did Jesus go to prison for fighting with God?
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I'm not claiming to be "Jesus" (anymore), I'm claiming just to be the Christ.

And My dad is not God; My dad is Nuno Oliveira.

I don't know if the Biblical "Jesus", and the Biblical "God", even exist.

~PEACE~
 
Nevaeh420 said:
I'm not claiming to be "Jesus" (anymore), I'm claiming just to be the Christ.

And My dad is not God; My dad is Nuno Oliveira.

I don't know if the Biblical "Jesus", and the Biblical "God", even exist.

~PEACE~
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Wow!! Is your dad really Nuno Oliveira, the dressage master. Too cool!

With a dad like that you'll be a bitchin' Christ. Rock on Christ.
 
CC Dobbs said:
Sir, I am the Messiah. I have not been the Messiah That Should Be because I've been abusing unkind and small minded people on other threads. Lucky for me I am able to forgive Myself and move on. I feel that you would make a fine Christ on a religious site. You have My recommendation.

Messiah
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I "would make a fine Christ" anywhere.

I can only be the Christ.

But thank you for your permission, anyways.

~PEACE~
 
I totally believe in Christ and God as the Bible describes him

For I am a pessimist and the giant judgmental Jew in the sky just has to be true
 
CC Dobbs said:
Wow!! Is your dad really Nuno Oliveira, the dressage master. Too cool!

With a dad like that you'll be a bitchin' Christ. Rock on Christ.
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No, My dad owns his own porta potty company. My dad delivers and picks up porta pottys. As My dad would say, he has "a shitty business".

I am a rocking Christ.

~PEACE~
 
IRON-EYES said:
I totally believe in Christ and God as the Bible describes him

For I am a pessimist and the giant judgmental Jew in the sky just has to be true
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I believe in "O My God", and I believe Jesus was a real man that never performed any miracles.

~PEACE~
 
Yesterday, I just bought a new truck.

I bought a 2001 Ford Explorer Sport Trac, with 108,000 miles on it. Its a very nice truck.

Maybe I will post a picture of My new truck later.

~PEACE~
 
mainliner said:
pics pics pics !!!
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My truck is blocked in the driveway, because My brothers car is blocking Me in.

So, I can't get far away enough to take a picture of the whole truck.

In My next post, I will show you the picture I just took 5 minutes ago.

~PEACE~
 
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