"Alpha Tango Cocksucker we got a sniper 3 clicks to the right. We're gonna need you to take him out."
"Negative on that captain, I'm busy calling fdd a racist."
"Honey, come in here a minute, I want you to rub my back."
"Sorry sweety, I'm busy telling fdd he's dumb."
"So what is the proper pressure to set my regulator?"
"I'd tell you, but I'm posting memes at the moment."
"Hello, welcome to paradise. Would you like to come visit our beaches?"
"Nope, can't do that right now, fdd is quoting my posts and I have to get even with him."
You better get in there and clean those crumbs off the counter or your Mom is going to be pissed.