I bet you can't take a shot of beer every minute for an hour!

Nevaeh420 said:

Yes, I was dealing coke in the year 2004 through maybe 2006, or something like that... and I started to believe I am the Christ in August of the year 2008.

I don't know much about heroine. I have never done heroine. I have never snorted, or shot up dope.

Heroine= brown? Correct?

I have a friend that is a junkie. My friend is now homeless, because he lost his HVAC job because of dope. The last time I heard of My junkie friend, he was begging for money outside a grocery store.

I never want to do dope.

~PEACE~

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Drop the e Jesus youre destroying your street cred. I can believe that Jesus drove a honda and that he sold coke but the Jesus I know won every fucking spelling bee this side of the pearly gates.


But yea heroin is bad Mkay

Nevaeh420 said:

I bet you can't take a shot of beer every minute for an hour!

It sounds easy to take just a shot of beer every minute for an hour.

You guys should try it and let Me know what happens.

You can also bet your friends too, maybe you can win $20 or more?

It comes out to be about 8 beers in one hour, which is a lot of beer to consume in one hour.

I tried this, and I made it to like 35 minutes or so, then I went and puked. I tried this at My friends house about a couple of months ago.

So give it a shot (no pun intended) and let Me know how it goes.

Make some friendly bets with your friends too.

~PEACE~

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You are encouraging binge drinking and reckless behavior. The Messiah is not assused

skunkd0c said:

i think Jesus is using his tinfoil hat to chase dragons

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For the record, I am NOT Jesus, because My real Name is George Manuel Oliveira!

And what is this "chasing dragons" thing about? I am not familiar with these terms.

Please explain "chasing dragons".

Thanks

~PEACE~

skunkd0c said:

Carpentry ?

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I was working for a general contractor called, "Cape Building Systems", out of Massachusetts.

I used to work a lot with cement. I was considered a laborer. I used to help make sidewalks, and pour concrete: or whatever they wanted Me to do.

The reason why I lost that job was because I started doing coke: I would stay up late blowing lines, and I wouldn't make it to work on time the next day.

I know how to do some carpentry. I divided My grow room almost in half, one side for the flowing plants, and the smaller side for the vegging and mother plants: its called building a partitian, I think.

Also, for about a month, I had a carpentry job with My friend. I believe My friend is a master carpenter, or at least, he has his own business.

So, I know enough about carpentry, but I can't build a house.

~PEACE~

i bet you cant jerk off for 2 hours without cumming

qwizoking said:

I don't sell I just inhale.
Where'd you go @Navaeh420
I was just starting to like your posts

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I'm right here... getting My drink on.

I usually drink two bloody marys a night, and maybe a beer too.

~PEACE~

Indagrow said:

Drop the e Jesus youre destroying your street cred. I can believe that Jesus drove a honda and that he sold coke but the Jesus I know won every fucking spelling bee this side of the pearly gates.


But yea heroin is bad Mkay

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I am not claiming to be Jesus...

But, a few people call Me Jesus, from time to time, for whatever reason.

I am simply claiming to be the Christ- the King- the Messiah- the Lord- the Savior- the Prophet- etc..

~PEACE~

Nevaeh420 said:

I know how to do some carpentry.

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Nevaeh420 said:

I know enough about carpentry

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Nevaeh420 said:

for about a month, I had a carpentry job with My friend.

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good idea to have another trade/profession you can fall back on if "the Christ" thing does not work out for you

have you ever witnessed a miracle ?

skunkd0c said:

have you ever witnessed a miracle ?

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I don't believe in "miracles" per se, but it seems as though life itself, and the Big Bang are "miracles". How does everything come from naught? And how does life form from just matter?

If I believed in miracles, I would say that I have witnessed the miraclous. And now, still, I believe I have witnessed the miraclous.

Something that I deem as "miraclous" doesn't mean that it was a supernatural miracle, by My personal definition.

Anyways, instead of taking an hour to type it out, I will just play a video, where I explain it in about 15 minutes.

I saw God in the clouds in the year 2009, or at least I used to believe it was God in the clouds. I saw an up-side-down 3 layered pyramid in the year 2009, too. Plus, I saw 3 other Signs in the clouds in the year 2009.

Also, in the year 2012, I used to believe I saw an alien. Now, I am not sure if I saw an "above top secret" military person, or a time traveler, or maybe it was an alien?

I talk about these things in this short video. I believe you can go to 9 minutes and 30 seconds to watch Me talk about the 5 Signs in the clouds that I saw in the year 2009.

The SIGNS of the TIMES!


I did make a mistake in this video, I actually saw the black cloud on the eve of Good Friday, and not black Friday. Opps, My bad.

~PEACE~

You are absolouy diet...me only got 42 %&* now fi y' oull esuse me hits time foreee me 2 go to
Krank upper my skoolll bus,,, sckools ouut Earlie this daayy......

how about this one? @bu$hleaguer

The power hour, tried it once back in college. Don't get too caught up in the total amount of beer in one hour. There is something about taking it in shot form every minute that completely fucks with your stomach. I made it to about 25 and stopped. I coulda went a few more but I knew it wouldn't be pretty. I had no problem with funneling, actually enjoyed it. Funneled a 40 at the peak of my college boozin days. Nothing felt worse than the shitty power hour

dangledo said:

how about this one? @bu$hleaguer

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Hahahah lol, wtf this guy is awesome. I watch them with the waitresses here at work and we enjoy them thoroughly!!

Has anyone tried to drink 60 shots in an hour, since I posted this thread?

If you tried the "power hour", how many shots could you do?

The weekend is coming, I want to hear about a few people trying this!

~PEACE~

in the uk we have a thing called neknomination. basically a pass it on dare type thing where you record yourself drinking fucked up amounts of shit. so far there've been a few deaths and one guy prosecuted for drinking a goldfish.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/28460095

only folks i know drink as bad as the brits are the russians. but that's a whole nother dashcam baby.