I call it "the bong of destiny"

i'm not very good at explaining things in text form. and all i have is a cellphone camera. so please bear with me.

you will need:

small scissors
1 kick ass looking cup from the dollar store
power drill with drill bit
2 liter soda bottle (plastic)
electrical tape
flashlight that takes AA batteries. needs to be long
hot glue gun with hot glue sticks
2 or 3 mechanical pencils. the cheapo kind that you can get at CVS
walgreens prescription drug bottle, bigger the better
super glue (optional but recommended)
a metal bowl, the screwable kind thats part of a pipe
unscrewable pipe mouthpiece.


now that we got the materials, take your flashlight and empty out the batteries. then take the lens off so that you are left with a hollow metal tube.

drill a hole at an angle near the middle of the cup the size of the flashlight. DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE AS ME AND DRILL TOO LOW. or else the water will spew out of the stem if you fill it up too much.

slip flashlight in hole and hot glue it to seal it shut.

look at your soda bottle and cut where the neck starts. now cut ridges in the bottle top. the finished one should look like the picture http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7245/0529071726in6.jpg

tape the bottle-neck to the top of the bong. this is for a smaller hole easier for your lips to seal.

and now for the second chamber. get some small scissors and poke a hole in the pill bottle lid near the edge but not on it. start widening the hole by twisting the scissors in. this is for the bowl to screw in. now poke a hole perpendicular to the other but make it so it touches the edge. make it the same size

to make it easier, get an unscrewable mouthpiece from a pipe and screw it to the bowl from the other side of the lid. then super glue a pen tube to it. make sure the tube doesn't touch the bottom of the pill bottle. http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/9719/0529071716qc4.jpg

now, hollow out a mech pencil then melt the middle to a point where you can bend the pen into a V shaped without breaking it. slip it in the other hole of the pill bottle and hot glue it to seal it. super glue is good for holding it in place while doing so.

now, tape some electrical tape on the pen so it seals on the stem of the bong. the finished product should look like this:
http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/4227/0529071728wa6.jpg

wot, no tinfoil?

hell no. use a real bowl with screens

hellfire, Jackson- that ain't ghetto!!

If you wanna be really ghetto, use a 3/8" drive 11mm socket. No one will miss the 11mm socket from a set.

fuck yea sockets are the way to go... there the best for buckies and lungs

looks crazy

i love it. reminds me of high school. wait a minute....... how old are you? lol. nice ghetto bongs.

Al B. Fuct said:

hellfire, Jackson- that ain't ghetto!!

If you wanna be really ghetto, use a 3/8" drive 11mm socket. No one will miss the 11mm socket from a set.

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rflmao

LOL your gonna get suied by the makers of Tenacios D and the Pick of destiny. But props, thats a bad ass looking peice.

No way! lol. My buddies used to have something they called the BOD; Bong of Destiny. But it was nothing like this. In fact, I tried telling them it wasn't even a bong, more like a steamroller but they swore up and down that it was the BOD. They used 2" PVC with a 45 angle pvc for the intake and a hummingbird feeder bulb electrical taped to the angle. They carved a hole for the carb and popped a metal bowl head into the top. It sounds kind of corny now, but damn would that thing give you a hit! I'm done ranting now ...

oh you want to get into sockets well allow me to find my Ping

Not only is it a bong but a pipe! yeah its lame but the need to get stoned is just a need that has to be fulfilled.