I found a Skittle!

Should I eat the Skittle?

  • No

    Votes: 6 14.6%
  • Yes

    Votes: 25 61.0%
  • WTF?

    Votes: 10 24.4%

  • Total voters
    41

Desired User Name

Well-Known Member
I wasn't able to get a pH reading on the Skittle, but the floor temperature was cold enough to delay decomposition and the lack of fading on the coating made me believe no "suckedness" had occurred. I have thoroughly examined the area where the Skittle was found and it does not receive any direct sunlight, and no ants were present at the scene. When I inspected the Skittle under 100x magnification I spotted several unknown white particles, but they looked harmless. I have been informed that rainbows only grow if Skittles are placed in the anus, therefore I have decided to eat it. Thanks for all the votes and help :D
 

Desired User Name

Well-Known Member
Nothing so far, just a strange urge for more. I'm starting to think the government laced it with a deadly addictive toxin and placed it on my floor. They do this to me all the time, it was a crunch berry last week.
 
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