I fucking LOVE "the gays"!!!

ClaytonBigsby

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I'm envious of their success in business. :)
gay guys are loaded in Philly. makes ya think.....................

One, they usually don't have any of those really expensive kids, two, they like dick and don't need a lot of fancy shoes and jewelry (the majority), and three, they have their own rainbow pages business directories so they can keep their business "in the family". You wanna make some skriz? Advertise in their gay publications and talk with a slight lisp. Sure, you may have to occasionally blow a dude or two to keep your cover, but the money's great!
 

Yessica...

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don't need a lot of fancy shoes and jewelry (the majority)
My gay buds have WAY nicer shoes than me. And actually, the last 2 times I have been away on vacation, by FAR the best dressed, and best looking couples - were gay men.

I think out of my chair when you said the stuff about sucking dick to not blow your cover......hahahhahaahahh
 

DonAlejandroVega

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One, they usually don't have any of those really expensive kids, two, they like dick and don't need a lot of fancy shoes and jewelry (the majority), and three, they have their own rainbow pages business directories so they can keep their business "in the family". You wanna make some skriz? Advertise in their gay publications and talk with a slight lisp. Sure, you may have to occasionally blow a dude or two to keep your cover, but the money's great!
we talkin' Blue Cross, dental, and eye included, right? definitely the eye doctor coverage; I'm new.
 

Yessica...

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Hey Yessica. You mention you would live to be a Gay Guy. But you like to suck peter already. Whats the difference?
Oh, I'm happy being me. I just wish I was part of a club as fun as the gay club. I go, to the parade and the pride and all that jazz. But I'm there as support and love, they won't let me wear my sparklie shirt on the float...

Or maybe....

naw - I should save the float space for someone who deserves it more.
 

Yessica...

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Yessica, did you used to be a stripper?
I don't find this offensive? Was I supposed to? Strippers are hot and fun. If I was ANY good at dancing, I might have. NO touching though, or lap dances...

Actually, I would have been a ZOMBIE STRIPPER!
 

theexpress

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I don't find this offensive? Was I supposed to? Strippers are hot and fun. If I was ANY good at dancing, I might have. NO touching though, or lap dances...

Actually, I would have been a ZOMBIE STRIPPER!
then no andrew jackson for you baby.... in other news... in soviet russia pussy fucks u u no fuck pussy
 
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