Unclebaldrick
Well-Known Member
After years of fighting poor taste wherever I see it, I am throwing in the towel.
I love the Kardashians and everything associated with them. Especially Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West. The Kardashians are the solution to every problem you have - you just don't know it yet.
The Kardashians are humanity's future. They are what we will look like when we travel in space.
Every web search ever is made better by the inclusion of Kardashian. Every image is better with a Kardashian in it.
So I am going to live my life like the Kardashians from now on. I am asking for your help. First of all, do not make any posts unless they are about me.
Secondly, can some of you start to follow me around and take pictures of me ... you know, until we get to a critical mass and people start to pay me for doing nothing at all?
I am going to need to act all pissed off at you, but that is just so I look cooler.
So let's get this thing done. I will give you all shout outs when it comes together.
it might be painful at first
I love the Kardashians and everything associated with them. Especially Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West. The Kardashians are the solution to every problem you have - you just don't know it yet.
The Kardashians are humanity's future. They are what we will look like when we travel in space.
Every web search ever is made better by the inclusion of Kardashian. Every image is better with a Kardashian in it.
So I am going to live my life like the Kardashians from now on. I am asking for your help. First of all, do not make any posts unless they are about me.
Secondly, can some of you start to follow me around and take pictures of me ... you know, until we get to a critical mass and people start to pay me for doing nothing at all?
I am going to need to act all pissed off at you, but that is just so I look cooler.
So let's get this thing done. I will give you all shout outs when it comes together.
it might be painful at first
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