No I'm serious and not trying to make anyone jealous. It is very ironic. Logically I should just do one small grow a year, but I like doing it. If you grow too many tomatoes you can always give them to the neighbors. But I'm too paranoid about selling at any price, except to people I know well and that's only a couple. And I'm already giving it to them for free. I'm not looking for permission to sell, I just don't want to cultivate new friends for that purpose. I could go to some college dorms some weekend and sell it all in a heartbeat, but no way. It's the first time I've had anything of great value that I didn't want, but couldn't give away.
I hear different things about how long it can be kept, but what's the point as long as the water is still going into the bathtub faster than it's draining out? Plus, here in Ohio, how much you have in possession makes possible penalties much stiffer. I can see me trying to explain that it wasn't for sale, I just like growing it. I've actually thought about waiting for easter and filling those plastic eggs with quarter ounces and hiding them around campus!