!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i hate fuckin' deer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thread starter Cannabolic
Start date Jul 15, 2009

Cannabolic

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#1

Fuck Bambi up his cotton-tailed ass!!!! that bastard ate one of my plants and trampled another one. im so pissed. I went to the spot and i saw deer tracks all over the place and no-name was ripped apart and serenity was face down in the mud. i dug her out and carried her lifeless body back through the woods and to my house. i then re-transplanted her and she came back to life. i mean.....she looks like she been through hell but she is gunna be ok. she lost alot of leaves and some color but in a few weeks im gunna put her back outside. im so fuckin pissed. i want revenge!!!!! :evil:

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GrowTech

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#2

if you hate fuckin deer, why don't you stop?

Cannabolic

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#3

GrowTech said:
if you hate fuckin deer, why don't you stop?

LMAO!!!!! i get it lol :hump:

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MenaceToSociety6

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#4

Next time you head out there make sure you bring your hunting rifle and do that deer "old yeller style" right between the eyes.

brontobrandon1

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#5

fuck man thats horrible , my plants are in the mtns and you made me now want to go make sure no deer have gotten to mine.

My dogs chase off deer and piss everywhere in the area by my plants.

Mysticlown150

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#6

brontobrandon1 said:
fuck man thats horrible , my plants are in the mtns and you made me now want to go make sure no deer have gotten to mine.

My dogs chase off deer and piss everywhere in the area by my plants.

That would be the funniest shit in the world to see a doberman chase a deer lmao :peace:

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fdd2blk

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#7

who names their plants? =/

goten

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#8

their are times when i got to piss that i go out and piss by my plants cuz i always heard that they dont like are sent! lol ( i really do )

brontobrandon1

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#9

Mysticlown150 said:
That would be the funniest shit in the world to see a doberman chase a deer lmao

hahhaha tell me about man, it is fucking funny, she even hops like a deer in the tall grass.

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Here she is posted waiting for them. :hug:

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Cannabolic

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#10

i have a history with deers. i remember a deer had hopped over a fence near this construction complex to feed on the grass and couldnt hop back over. i was 12 at the time and i thought it would be cool to hop over the fence and chase the deer around. i start running after it and it runs away, then the deer turns around, lowers his head and charges after me. (i didnt kno deer do that at the time) so i start running away and it jumps clean over me. it jumped so high i looked strait up and his dick was like 2 feet in the air above me. it turns around and charges at me again and i cut right and kinda juke the deer. then i start runnin for the fence. im running down the hill and the deer is right on my ass. i look at the fence and all of my friends were behind it all of my neighbors even a repo man was watchin. and all you can hear is "RUN, RUN!!!!!, he's right behind you!!!!!!!!" i dont remember ever looking back but when i got to the fence i swear, i never jumped and climbed so fast in my life. as soon as i get to the top of the fence the deer crashes into the fence which sling shot me over to the other side of the fence. i had no idea that deer can buck. ever since then i havent fucked with deer. but the one who ate my plant is gunna pay!!!!!!!!!

northwoodsmoker

New Member

#11

fdd2blk said:
who names their plants? =/

i DO whats wrong with it.. all my plants have names.. :peace:

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TimboSlice

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#12

Cannabolic said:
i have a history with deers. i remember a deer had hopped over a fence near this construction complex to feed on the grass and couldnt hop back over. i was 12 at the time and i thought it would be cool to hop over the fence and chase the deer around. i start running after it and it runs away, then the deer turns around, lowers his head and charges after me. (i didnt kno deer do that at the time) so i start running away and it jumps clean over me. it jumped so high i looked strait up and his dick was like 2 feet in the air above me. it turns around and charges at me again and i cut right and kinda juke the deer. then i start runnin for the fence. im running down the hill and the deer is right on my ass. i look at the fence and all of my friends were behind it all of my neighbors even a repo man was watchin. and all you can hear is "RUN, RUN!!!!!, he's right behind you!!!!!!!!" i dont remember ever looking back but when i got to the fence i swear, i never jumped and climbed so fast in my life. as soon as i get to the top of the fence the deer crashes into the fence which sling shot me over to the other side of the fence. i had no idea that deer can buck. ever since then i havent fucked with deer. but the one who ate my plant is gunna pay!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like your getting a hefty hit from "Deer Karma" lol

mastakoosh

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#13

Cannabolic said:
i have a history with deers. i remember a deer had hopped over a fence near this construction complex to feed on the grass and couldnt hop back over. i was 12 at the time and i thought it would be cool to hop over the fence and chase the deer around. i start running after it and it runs away, then the deer turns around, lowers his head and charges after me. (i didnt kno deer do that at the time) so i start running away and it jumps clean over me. it jumped so high i looked strait up and his dick was like 2 feet in the air above me. it turns around and charges at me again and i cut right and kinda juke the deer. then i start runnin for the fence. im running down the hill and the deer is right on my ass. i look at the fence and all of my friends were behind it all of my neighbors even a repo man was watchin. and all you can hear is "RUN, RUN!!!!!, he's right behind you!!!!!!!!" i dont remember ever looking back but when i got to the fence i swear, i never jumped and climbed so fast in my life. as soon as i get to the top of the fence the deer crashes into the fence which sling shot me over to the other side of the fence. i had no idea that deer can buck. ever since then i havent fucked with deer. but the one who ate my plant is gunna pay!!!!!!!!!

holy shit dude....a deer was chasin u like a fuckin lion. that shit could traumatize u. :shock:

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Benassi

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#14

Go out and fucking kill one. Rats with hooves... just rats with hooves.

fdd2blk

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#15

northwoodsmoker said:
i DO whats wrong with it.. all my plants have names..

nothing wrong at all. it's really cute, actually. :hug:

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chitownsmoking

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#16

i hate deer to!!!!! use a bird house under a tree and put a coyote urine soaked soc in the birdhouse should keep them away

BongJuice

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#17

When I used to grow outside I always put my plants in between some trees or bushes that were only about 6-8 feet high.
Then I would take fishing line and tie it to the trees all around my plant.
I never had a problem with deer.
I would see tracks that were near the outside of the fishing line but never inside.

Cannabolic

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#18

chitownsmoking said:
i hate deer to!!!!! use a bird house under a tree and put a coyote urine soaked soc in the birdhouse should keep them away

yea, fuck deer man, there a bunch of assholes. and u know what sux, hunting is Ilegal where i live, and once walking through a diffrient set of woods i came across this perch where a hunter could bow a deer and i tore it down........and this is how the deer repay me!?...........................but i like that bird house idea, i might use somthing else .....just not sure yet

BongJuice said:
When I used to grow outside I always put my plants in between some trees or bushes that were only about 6-8 feet high.
Then I would take fishing line and tie it to the trees all around my plant.
I never had a problem with deer.
I would see tracks that were near the outside of the fishing line but never inside.

fishing line huh? i might try that aswell............................fuckin' deer.......im so pissed right now

Cannabolic

Well-Known Member

#19

brontobrandon1 said:
hahhaha tell me about man, it is fucking funny, she even hops like a deer in the tall grass.

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Here she is posted waiting for them.

awwwww lol i need a dog man. i really do.

mastakoosh said:
holy shit dude....a deer was chasin u like a fuckin lion. that shit could traumatize u.

the worse part about it is, nobody helped me. the whole neighborhood saw it, they were crouded by the fence and screaming and telling me to run im like no shit, what else am i gunna do ask the deer to dance? and ppl still talk about it. and it was really scary and i was only 12 at the time and the deer was a full grown buck. i could of gotten seriously hurt but i didnt know any better............................

brontobrandon1

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#20

Ya i do the same thing but with brown skinny rope and plant in the middle of 3 ok size trees and do a triangle of string around it and there safe.

A doberman will get the deer away man i promise. :hump:

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