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Cannacat

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sounds like a good way to get Peronies Disease
Oh my fuck I once saw one of those hospital shows with a guy on that had peyronie's disease and was having an operation to fix it. They showed the whole op, it was awesome. I remember the female surgeon sounding like she was really enjoying herself as she described how she was just going to skin it, "the way one would a rabbit" and then she finally gets to the solid bit, grabbed it and crack! Just snaps it straight!
*Edit* Oh and the way she had to stick it full of IV tubes pumping fluid in to get it hard while she operated on it, it looked so sad and pathetic!
 

dannyboy602

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Oh and the way she had to stick it full of IV tubes pumping fluid in to get it hard while she operated on it, it looked so sad and pathetic!
I couldn't imagine getting something like that done. The humiliation. I am extra careful with my shit bc apparently it happens to middle aged guys like me more than young guys for some reason.
I got enough crap on my plate without having to worry about a bent penis.
 

tyler.durden

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I couldn't imagine getting something like that done. The humiliation. I am extra careful with my shit bc apparently it happens to middle aged guys like me more than young guys for some reason.
I got enough crap on my plate without having to worry about a bent penis.
Yeah, but the way your illustration is bent in that upward hooking fashion looks as if it would be hitting girls' G-spots. You may be the most popular dude in town! Well, not you, but you get the idea ;)
 

whitebb2727

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Doctors speculate at what causes this.

It is believed to be from acute injury, or repeated injury and possibly some autoimmune disorders.

Rough sex or accident during sex, sports or anything else that can cause trama.

The penis fills with blood and stretches when hard.

I don't think that with precaution that exercising your penis would cause this.

Be gentle and if it hurts STOP!
No force is to be used. These techniques have been used for a long time by people.

It is safe. As long as your not trying to wring a chickens head off.

It is to be done gently while the penis is soft. If you start to get a chubby stop.
 

whitebb2727

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I went to look for funny penis stretching pictures and found a bunch of penis stretching injury pictures. .I'm not in a funny mood anymore..:spew:
I don't condone or recommend using weights or rocks. Lol.

You know how guys talk sometimes. I asked my neighbor one time if he ate pussy. He said no. I asked him why, he was a nurse or nurse practitioner at a nursing home, he said after seeing what could ooze out of them he would never do it again. o_O:spew:
 

WeedFreak78

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I don't condone or recommend using weights or rocks. Lol.

You know how guys talk sometimes. I asked my neighbor one time if he ate pussy. He said no. I asked him why, he was a nurse or nurse practitioner at a nursing home, he said after seeing what could ooze out of them he would never do it again. o_O:spew:
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There's a video of a guy hanging from his member in a doorway, I saw it on tosh.0, that's what I was trying to find. Now I'm trying to figure out how to clear the history on my roommates tablet so he doesn't wonder why I'm looking up penis stretching. ...lol.
 
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