madcatter
Active Member
I have a strong sense that you were hoping for some humour along the way....
Me & my riding bros were out trying to slay a killer stone munchie after some serious medicinal treatments.... any way we pull into this wicked roadhouse grill to lay up some nachos ( What do you call cheese thats not yours? Nacho cheese... but I digress) and some buffalo wings. Any way, one of the assembled crowd starts a rant about how buffalo don' t have wings and we are just F'n with his head... Well then the fight is on... like how can you serve buffalo wings when they don't exist? well its like playing the Beatles records backwards... messages from Satan man... But they are from Buffalo the city not Bufflalo the animal you moron! NO Shit? Shit! Yeah, you friggin rocket scientist next thing you know you are gonna run home and split the atom in your F'n Basement, aren't ya... Ph'd in Friggin Rocket science and can't order munchies... Say What? Your so god damned special you get to wear the hockey helmet on the bus! So I tell him he probably flunked his urine test since he didn't even study. He asks what is a urine test? I tell him piss in bottle... he says shit in me hand and the fight is really on.. Next thing you know we are flop cocking around the floor like 2 seagulls fighting over the last damn anchoive. SNAP! Sickening sound followed by the tinkling sounds of shards of shattered pipes hitting the floor.
Well now were are fooked but good since we can't get any rollies and our glass is busted and if he can;t figure out Buffalo Wings I can hardly wait for the "Puff the Magic Dragon" talk...Some days when the Fuck up fairy visits she really has a sick sense of humour...
Me & my riding bros were out trying to slay a killer stone munchie after some serious medicinal treatments.... any way we pull into this wicked roadhouse grill to lay up some nachos ( What do you call cheese thats not yours? Nacho cheese... but I digress) and some buffalo wings. Any way, one of the assembled crowd starts a rant about how buffalo don' t have wings and we are just F'n with his head... Well then the fight is on... like how can you serve buffalo wings when they don't exist? well its like playing the Beatles records backwards... messages from Satan man... But they are from Buffalo the city not Bufflalo the animal you moron! NO Shit? Shit! Yeah, you friggin rocket scientist next thing you know you are gonna run home and split the atom in your F'n Basement, aren't ya... Ph'd in Friggin Rocket science and can't order munchies... Say What? Your so god damned special you get to wear the hockey helmet on the bus! So I tell him he probably flunked his urine test since he didn't even study. He asks what is a urine test? I tell him piss in bottle... he says shit in me hand and the fight is really on.. Next thing you know we are flop cocking around the floor like 2 seagulls fighting over the last damn anchoive. SNAP! Sickening sound followed by the tinkling sounds of shards of shattered pipes hitting the floor.
Well now were are fooked but good since we can't get any rollies and our glass is busted and if he can;t figure out Buffalo Wings I can hardly wait for the "Puff the Magic Dragon" talk...Some days when the Fuck up fairy visits she really has a sick sense of humour...