I heard them steal my shit...

The Red

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Still no luck so far on finding out who did it. There's this one guy who I've seen robbing cars in my neighborhood but he's mentally handicapped and I'll feel like a complete dick if I start talkin mad shit to him if he didn't do it.
 

silasraven

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dude if he's lifting stuff from people cars, i'd make an anonymous tip. you never know he could be eyeballing your next. karma's not a bitch when it comes to property rights. thats just wrong.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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I would just make it known I pack heat ALWAYS. No one fucks with me. Not even one dudes girl that blew me. I didn't court her to do it either. He got loud threw his arms up but wouldn't approach. Shit I even told him you know where I live.

Just like Em says you don't know me, I don't know you, you don't know what or will or won't do!!
 

RPM371

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2 words... Electric fence. You know, to keep out rabbits. Be sure to get one with a 5 mile range. Like getting hit with a tazer.
 

The Red

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2 words... Electric fence. You know, to keep out rabbits. Be sure to get one with a 5 mile range. Like getting hit with a tazer.
do those go through clothing like jeans? and I'm bout to set up bait pots tomorrow with tomato seedlings or something and my buddy's letting me use his nightvision hunting cam. Do you guys know any fast growing seeds that look like bud? if not I'll just use tomatoes but I'd like something that looks a bit more like a weed seedling
 

Chronic Masterbator

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Fuck that!!!!! I would put wire mesh around the pots then wire that shit hot!! So when they go to grab it zzzzappp. I know it sucks T Red but just write it off a lesson learned and reevaluate your security.

I think the electric fence would be a liability for example innocent children someone's pet getting fucked up. But if someone went to grab the electric pot they deserve that zap. The perp is lucky though. In a gorilla grow some peeps tie poisonous snakes on fishing line tied to the plant as traps.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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Use bamber seedlings for the photo trap. Hope it works. I don't know if companies still put hemp seeds in bird feed?? I used to see em before.
 

RPM371

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do those go through clothing like jeans?
Yes, quite nicely. The type I use is stout enough it burns thru weeds that grow close to the wire. I should have said "at least a 5 mile range". They make them up to 25+ mile range. Of course the longer the range, the harder it's going to eject poo from your colon.
 

RPM371

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Fuck that!!!!! I would put wire mesh around the pots then wire that shit hot!! So when they go to grab it zzzzappp. I know it sucks T Red but just write it off a lesson learned and reevaluate your security.

I think the electric fence would be a liability for example innocent children someone's pet getting fucked up. But if someone went to grab the electric pot they deserve that zap. The perp is lucky though. In a gorilla grow some peeps tie poisonous snakes on fishing line tied to the plant as traps.
First, the mesh wire around the pots won't work. It would be grounded and only shock the plant/burn out your controller. There are several ways to prevent kids from getting zapped (assuming you already have a fenced yard). First would be tell your kids about the fence and warn them how bad it will hurt. Second would be put the charger on a timer or motion detector or both. Anyone else that's wandering around your yard after dark messing with your plants without consent is fair game, imho.
 

spandy

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How the fuck did anyone see them, when they are so young and small?

You told someone, didn't you?
 

UncleBuck

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Try it Woody or anyone else for that matter. Names Eddie I ain't to hard to find. I would absolutely love to have a justified reason to ghost Yer ass:clap:. You don't know me instigator. This will be the last time I entertain Yer remarks. We all now where this is going.... Another weakling starting shit. :roll:
Peace Eddie sucka
sounds like you're using the gun to compensate for something.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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sounds like you're using the gun to compensate for something.
Aint the dick nice try though. Trust me lol I know. I'm straight to the point I don't have time to waste. I would rather be known as the person that will blast as opposed to the one that won't.

Besides I have other ways of winning robberies and fights. The pistol is plan B. Its just up to the individual to decide if I feel like scrapping or not.

I'm a fucking Jonin I don't wanna get sweaty and dirty getting physical. Especially with a low level thug or crook.
 

Chronic Masterbator

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First, the mesh wire around the pots won't work. It would be grounded and only shock the plant/burn out your controller. There are several ways to prevent kids from getting zapped (assuming you already have a fenced yard). First would be tell your kids about the fence and warn them how bad it will hurt. Second would be put the charger on a timer or motion detector or both. Anyone else that's wandering around your yard after dark messing with your plants without consent is fair game, imho.
Let clear up what I meant is put copper wire loop right around em to where they won't harm the plants. But close enough if you went to grab the plants. You would brush against it and get zapped. But by the sounds of it T Red is in a populated area. I just think the electric fence is a lil to much for the amount he is growing.
 

growingforfun

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IMO your really lucky. If they had waited a month to steal them it would be much worse, an so your lucky given that fact. Start some new ones and install motion lights. I've caught people in my yard due to where I live, but haven't actually seen them, just fine things missing or hear people like you, and after that every time I got outside at night I grab my gun, load and unload it loudly, cock the gun a time or two loudly, then say to the night air "I've got a gun and and the right to use it." I haven't had a problem in 6 months. I know those low life fucks are out there watching from the shadows, because of the fact my actions changed the pattern of events.
 

The Red

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IMO your really lucky. If they had waited a month to steal them it would be much worse, an so your lucky given that fact. Start some new ones and install motion lights. I've caught people in my yard due to where I live, but haven't actually seen them, just fine things missing or hear people like you, and after that every time I got outside at night I grab my gun, load and unload it loudly, cock the gun a time or two loudly, then say to the night air "I've got a gun and and the right to use it." I haven't had a problem in 6 months. I know those low life fucks are out there watching from the shadows, because of the fact my actions changed the pattern of events.
The feeling knowing someone is watching you from the shadows is something I grew up with (my mother had a pretty serious stalker) and I never thought I'd have to deal with that bullshit again. They would've had to have been watching me to know when I wasn't outside because my sleeping schedule is completely random and I'm outside all hours of the night. I normally just give a good cough and spit loudly so somebody knows I'm outside but that shit didn't work this time.
 

RPM371

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Let clear up what I meant is put copper wire loop right around em to where they won't harm the plants. But close enough if you went to grab the plants. You would brush against it and get zapped. But by the sounds of it T Red is in a populated area. I just think the electric fence is a lil to much for the amount he is growing.
Easier to just wire the perimeter of the garden. Regular aluminum fencing wire works just dandy. It's small, discreet and very effective. Trust me on this one.
 
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