i just bought new socks

did you buy new socks?

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mr sunshine

mr sunshine

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bu$hleaguer said:
Look in random jib jab from a few days a go, maybe Wednesday. I'm too lazy and drunk and stoned to write it all again.


You can read, right? Shit, I can't remember if I included lots of pictures in there or not
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I lied about losing interest. But I'm still not going to go look for it, I'm going to invent my version of the story. You got drunk a couple nights ago and started hitting on one of the dishwashers. Your drunk ass wasn't taking no for an answer, the young Mexican boy tried to fight you off but you overpowered him and managed to take his pants off. Your African American line cook runs to try to pry you away from the Mexican boys asshole . During the scramble you manage to also rip off the line cooks pants.. at this point your wrestling with two naked dudes and starting to get hard. That's when out of the corner of your eye you see the waitress reach into your purse and grab your wallet. How close was I?
 
Pinworm

Pinworm

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@buck

Right on. The chatbox is acting a little fucky this evening, though. Just a heads up.


EDIT: Flaker, you never showed!
 
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