I Lost My Bottom Bitch

ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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She passed away last night. They said it was natural causes but the cleaning guy told me she was plugged into a giant fist jackhammer. She was the fucking best, and made me a lot of money. She will be missed, as will the money. Let's all bow our heads for a moment of silence.





Thanks for everything, Bunny
 
ClaytonBigsby

ClaytonBigsby

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For those of you who don;t know, Bunny was my first prostitute. I was a teen. She wanted $20/hr (it was the 80's). She made me pay first. I came in two minutes and asked for my change. We ended up fighting over it which led to another boner and round two. It was so hot she said no charge. She gave me $10 back and we've been friends every since. When my grandma went into the rehab place I realized there was still a lot of horny old bastards so I called her and we worked that place and several others around here. She was a true pro, and more like my mom than anyone. Her sex was tender, and she swallowed for me. I will miss her dearly.
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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ClaytonBigsby said:
She passed away last night. They said it was natural causes but the cleaning guy told me she was plugged into a giant fist jackhammer. She was the fucking best, and made me a lot of money. She will be missed, as will the money. Let's all bow our heads for a moment of silence.





Thanks for everything, Bunny
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That sucks so bad bro!
 
kelly4

kelly4

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texasjack said:
I can't tell if this is satire or not
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It's not! Clayton is a sick individual who needs professional care. He is a sick man and I will set up a go fund me account for his mental brain washing. Do the Christian thing and give, give till it hurts. We'll take credit cards, we'll take jewelry. We'll take your momma's dentures if they got gold in them.















clat
 
docter

docter

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ClaytonBigsby said:
She passed away last night. They said it was natural causes but the cleaning guy told me she was plugged into a giant fist jackhammer. She was the fucking best, and made me a lot of money. She will be missed, as will the money. Let's all bow our heads for a moment of silence.





Thanks for everything, Bunny
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So sad.
 
superloud

superloud

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Anther lost too the giant fist jack hammer...... that's how I hope to some day go. But I am terribly sorry for your loss Mr clayton bigsby.:hug:
 
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