I`m rich biotch!!!

Kaendar

Kaendar

Well-Known Member
Im guessing this was a joke? No one is that stupid in 2012 to believe in that shit right? After all the Dateline NBC specials??
 
ginjawarrior

ginjawarrior

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charface said:
Found this in my gmail.
Dont worry I wont forget you lesser persons.
Allow yourself to suck on this!
Remember I`m Sir, Ok go ahead read that shits homie!!!

Attention: Sir, (THATS ME)


I have been watching your transaction with interest for some time now,
since I was appointed the new Governor of Central Bank of Nigeria. I
have never been in support of shady deals from president Gen. Olusegun
Obasanjo, Senator David Mark and Dr. Jim Ovie of Zenith Bank. I have
gone through your payment file and found out that you have completed
all that is required of you to have your payment released into your
nominated bank account, but the greed which exist in the lives of Dr.
Jim Ovie of Zenith Bank, Senator David Mark and Mr. Philip Odueze will
not let them do what they supposed to do to transfer your payment to
you.


About your payment, it has long been due and approved for transfer,
but because of the amount involved which is above $1Musd, Dr. Jim Ovie
of Zenith Bank and Mr. Philip Odueze including other Bank Directors
will never let you no exactly what to do to get your funds transferred
to your nominated bank account, because of their personal needs for
money. Your payment was approved again to be paid which Mr. Philip
Odueze and other Bank Directors gambled with and called the payment
back, because of the same greed. The money you have spent in the past
is nothing compared to what they make from your funds through what we
called International Trade on Stock and Exchange.


This is what Dr. Jim Ovie of Zenith Bank and Prof. Charles Soludo of
Central Bank introduced to all of them, telling them never to approve
your payment so that they can use it to trade on the International
Market. In 60 days interval they make 10% of the amount. Check out how
much they must have made with your payment since it was first approved
for transfer. This the secret most of our foreign beneficiaries are
not aware of and they need someone to stand for them to clear this and
make them get their payments within 48 hours. I thank God for the new
President of Nigeria who is not like the former president Gen.
Olusegun Obasanjo, who was the master minder of all the corruptions
here at the Presidency. To be frank with you, if I have known this
before, you would've received your funds in your account before now,
because I have known their secret which they believe no one else is
aware of it.


All you have to do is to work with Nigerian Bar Association (NBA) and
they will get this document for you with the sum of $350 USD only,
file in the document directly to the Office of the President and
request for an immediate approval by the President and once that is
done, the document will be sent to Central bank and automatically,
they will contact you for remittance of your funds. Immediately you
obtained the said document you will pay nothing to Central Bank of
Nigeria, for any kind of Transfer fees as the same document will
instruct the Central bank to deduct all fees from the original sum. I
do not want you to let anyone know about this letter. I just want to
expose them and help the cheated to receive their funds. Dr. Jerry
Gana, Mr. Paul Sule, Prof. Soludo, Dr. Jim Ovie, Mr. Philip Odueze and
others will never tell you about the Irrevocable Presidential Permit
(IPP) because they know that once you have gotten this document, they
will never have any reason to delay your payment for more than 48
hours. This document is usually issued by the Association of Nigeria
Lawyers popularly called the Nigerian Bar Association (NBA), Court of
Justice, and the President himself.


Now tell me, if the NBA backs you as their client, the Court of
Justice Approves you as the True Beneficiary and the President says
pay the beneficiary, who is bank and it's Directors to say no and
delay your payment for one extra day? They will never let you have the
Idea of this, because they want to keep making money with your funds
which they believe is not an offenc. Since Prof. Charles Soludo, Dr.
Jim Ovie, Mr. Philip Odueze and the African Development Bank directors
have the right to place any unclaimed funds in the Escrow Account of
the Central Bank of Nigeria. And when they do that, they claim that
the payment has not yet been approved. The only way you can get this
payment now is to immediately get the Irrevocable Presidential Permit
(IPP) and once you have this document, you will file it in directly to
the office of the President for an immediate release order. I am so
sorry for all you have gone through.


Yours Sincerely,
Mr. Lamido Sanusi
The Executive Governor Of The Central Bank of Nigeria.
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scam bait them ;)

http://www.419eater.com/
 
charface

charface

Well-Known Member
cannabineer said:
Now I have performance anxiety. My best effort (lame) is to suggest OP fax Mr. Bank President an ounce and a half of finest CaliMed in lieu of cash. cn
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Dear Mr President,
I will be at the dank bank early in the AM.
I am not sure the exchange rate but this stuff is wicked good so I`m gussing 1/8 is in order?
PS. Thank you for having my back in this matter.
One love mista!
 
WeeGogs

WeeGogs

Active Member
tell them that you have $137,546 cash that was awarded to you as compensation for being blown up by an i.e.d. in afghanistan last year and you are now a severely disabled quadriplegic war veteran that has lost the use of your arms and legs and your speech.
tell them sorry but you have already promised 1/3 of your compensation claim to the church of the high proseateru church in nigeria to minister nathaniel omeru d.min.
his congregation sent you a cheque for $177.00 usd dollars so that you could buy yourself food while you were waiting for the cash to arrive in to your account from the american government as you are pennyless.
tell them that the money will not be in for another nine days and that mr.omeru has given the go ahead to send you a further $60.00 usd dollars in 2 days but you told him that you needed $177 to last you for food till you recieved your payment. tell them that if they can send you the $177.00 usd dollars you would be more than willing to give his conglomerate the third share instead as you have to eat.
if he cannot send you the $177.00 usd dollars and could only send you the $117.00 usd dollars balance of the $60.00 and you can buy your weekly food ,then you would definitely give Mr. Lamido Sanusi
The Executive Governor Of The Central Bank of Nigeria. a share of your $137,546 but you need the $117.00 quickly as you must buy food as you are hungry.


ex staff seargeant u.s.army.

i got $64.00 usd from one of these greedy nigerian bastards last year you just keep spinning him along these bastards WILL pay you even if it is a small amount who gives a fuck but you play them at their own game.
 
Geronimo420

Geronimo420

Well-Known Member
This type of letter is a very common SCAM don't loose your time. You're just another fish to bait for these guy's.
 
charface

charface

Well-Known Member
Kaendar said:
Yes please do that. And report back here wat happens. That would be the shit.
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This will be fun.

Here is what I sent back. Lets see how douchey they really are.
Picking on little old me, How rude.

PASTE:
This is a surprise to me but thank you for helping me.
At my age I have spent most of my money on my children who have left home
and only have enough to get by on. I would love to be able to afford
nice things like when my wife was alive. I hope this is not a prank because
that would be very mean. I NEED this money. I hope no one will
know about this because I want to put it away to live on and my family will
come back and try to take it from me. Can you give me a week or so to get
the money together.
Thank you again for fighting for me!
 
charface

charface

Well-Known Member
Already got this reply, I left out the phone numbers

PASTE
Dear Sir,


Your email of 20-06-2012 was received. The payment is confidential and it is not in anyway a detriment to you. Please contact the President of the Bar Association to advise. You can reach him on the information below:
 
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