I Need an Excuse!

thanks everyone for the advice, i think what im gonna do is just wait till later tonight (cause i always have a hard time sleeping anyways) and just run down stairs real quick and do what i do .// and if she yells down to see what im doing just say i'm getting a drink or something to eat (because the fridge is on my way down) but thanks everyone you gave me some real good ideas
 
PushForKush said:
thanks everyone for the advice, i think what im gonna do is just wait till later tonight (cause i always have a hard time sleeping anyways) and just run down stairs real quick and do what i do .// and if she yells down to see what im doing just say i'm getting a drink or something to eat (because the fridge is on my way down) but thanks everyone you gave me some real good ideas
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No probs, Toke N Talk loves you :D But I don`t get it, doesn`t your room have a window?

Mothers have a good 6th sense over their children, if she comes out to see whats really going on your gonna be smelling of weed. Why not use the WINDOW? :D
 
Brian11543 said:
because it's cooler down there. Another option, get about a 3 foot long hose and a smokeless pipe. Put said hose down into toilet, make sure it goes in about 18 inches, no less than a foot, if it bubbles when you blow into it, not deep enough. When you can blow through it and not make bubbles, congrats, light said smokeless pipe, take HUGE hit (don't cough) blow smoke through hose into your plumbings vent system, which leads to the roof and into the open air, OUTSIDE. This is how I used to get baked at work. And remember, NEVER suck on the hose. :-P

P.S. if you save the hose for future use, make sure you don't use the wrong end. If you do, I suggest Tic Tacs, LOTS of Tic Tacs.
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I think I crapped my pants on that one LOL!!!!
 
Tenner said:
No probs, Toke N Talk loves you :D But I don`t get it, doesn`t your room have a window?

Mothers have a good 6th sense over their children, if she comes out to see whats really going on your gonna be smelling of weed. Why not use the WINDOW? :D
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i understand why you would be confused, but my room is really close to my mom's,, but she really never goes out of her way to come down into the basement,, so i think it would be best to go into the basement .. and if i smoked in my room, if by anychance she smells something, or hears something, she's just gotta walk down the hall a few feet and open my door .... as for scents i have my axe and such for the *worst case scenario*

but once again, thanks a lot for the help :)
 
Why are there so many little kids on this site...

Seriously though... you are asking for an excuse to sleep in the basement? If you're smoking weed you should be able to come up with a good excuse.

I would love to see how you act around a cop if your that scared of your mommy
 
Brian11543 said:
because it's cooler down there. Another option, get about a 3 foot long hose and a smokeless pipe. Put said hose down into toilet, make sure it goes in about 18 inches, no less than a foot, if it bubbles when you blow into it, not deep enough. When you can blow through it and not make bubbles, congrats, light said smokeless pipe, take HUGE hit (don't cough) blow smoke through hose into your plumbings vent system, which leads to the roof and into the open air, OUTSIDE. This is how I used to get baked at work. And remember, NEVER suck on the hose. :-P

P.S. if you save the hose for future use, make sure you don't use the wrong end. If you do, I suggest Tic Tacs, LOTS of Tic Tacs.
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Are you fucking serious? Would you not just go outside in the fresh air and enjoy a spliff instead of blowing bong hits down the jax? Lol, thats some real mcgyver shit right there!
 
Richie LxP said:
Are you fucking serious? Would you not just go outside in the fresh air and enjoy a spliff instead of blowing bong hits down the jax? Lol, thats some real mcgyver shit right there!
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I honestly don`t know what to lol more at, your post or his post :D :D :D

"mcgyver shit" :D

Its a geniusly discreet technique, but where to store the pipe comes to mind :D

Could come in handy in a big building in the middle of the city though, specially if you would lose your job over it. I`m taking it on board for "the future" :D
 
Tenner said:
I honestly don`t know what to lol more at, your post or his post :D :D :D

"mcgyver shit" :D

Its a geniusly discreet technique, but where to store the pipe comes to mind :D

Could come in handy in a big building in the middle of the city though, specially if you would lose your job over it. I`m taking it on board for "the future" :D
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Lol, mind you dont suck or a power dump might clog your hose and the smoke alarms go off, then your cought red handed what looks like sucking shit out of the toilet. Garanteed to lose you job that way.
 
why is this a thread and why hasnt the OP been banned for being underage..


we GROW MEDICINE here.... fuck. :evil:
 
This actually works if you use a truly smokeless pipe. It was a gas station, a VERY busy one so there could be NO smell. There was no place to go outside to be discreet and 5-0 got their gas there. I can't remember what kind of hose it was but they sold it at the station which was convenient lol. The pipe I used was called a sneak a toke, about the size of a spark plug with a screw on cap and just a small hole in it to light it, you hit it and no smoke came out unless you were hitting it. A quick bathroom break every few hours, and a 12 hour shift flew by (of course munchies, drinks and visine on hand at all times was a + as well). Used to hide the hose in the tank for the toilet, took it out when "needed". And no, I never used the wrong end. Very MacGuyverish, sure, I take that as a compliment! NEVER suck through the hose you only blew through it to make sure it was in far enough so the smoke didn't just come back up in bubbles cuz it was still in the water, and not through it into the trap. I tried to just use the bathroom exhaust to draw the smoke out but it didn't work good enough, there were no other options so, I had to improvise. Believe it or not, I have my own plumbing business now. ALL plumbing fixtures have a trap of some sorts, it acts as a barrier to prevent sewer gases from coming back into the dwelling. So, if you get the hose past 1 of those, into the system, the traps would prevent the smoke from coming back in and it just drifts out the roof vent. The pipe I just hid in the store room, grabbed it when I needed it, there was always 1,000 reasons to be in the store room. I'd say I did this for about a year and no one ever mentioned anything about a funny smell, not even the people I worked with during my shift.
 
PushForKush said:
Hey guys, to some of you this might be a waste of time, and I'm sorry.

Okay, so the only place i smoke weed in my house is my basement, where I am during the day, and then up to my bedroom at night.

I want an excuse to tell my mom why i want to sleep in the basement tonight, haha i know this is pretty stupid.

But i really want to get baked tonight and i cant in my room, so what would you guys tell ur parents if you wanted to sleep in the basement? or w.e? and i have school so i cant say that i wanna watch a movie or something haha. thanks guys.
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1. Grow up.
2. Move out.
 
Well it's just the kid is asking for advice from us to help him out in his current situation ''Which is him living with parents'' Indeed he knows he has to grow up and move out but it's not really helping his situation at the moment by telling him that? Uhh anyway
 
Dude just tell your mom that you're going downstairs to get high whether she likes it or not. When she tries to ground you throw a hissy fit and tell her you hate her and you wanna go live with daddy cause he let's you do whatever you want. She should fold. Isn't that kids get what they want?
 
PushForKush said:
Hey guys, to some of you this might be a waste of time, and I'm sorry.

Okay, so the only place i smoke weed in my house is my basement, where I am during the day, and then up to my bedroom at night.

I want an excuse to tell my mom why i want to sleep in the basement tonight, haha i know this is pretty stupid.

But i really want to get baked tonight and i cant in my room, so what would you guys tell ur parents if you wanted to sleep in the basement? or w.e? and i have school so i cant say that i wanna watch a movie or something haha. thanks guys.
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hmm over 18 and still living at home? what, you don't wanna get a job or what?
 
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