Gary Goodson
Well-Known Member
To quit drinking and not start smoking meth! I've never done meth before, but it seems logical that if I stop drinking beer I'm gonna have to start smoking meth. It can't be any other way and that's that.
The majority of my post are completely drunken post, like 24/7. I'm literally always drunk. 7am.. drunk, 3pm.. drunk, the other day it was 2:30am and you guessed it... DRUNK! I'm drunk now! What time is it?! Idk but I'm drunk! And I love it, but sometimes when I read what I've posted the next day I get kinda depressed. Like when I told some newb his moms breath always smells like penis. That was mean, why? Why did I tell him that? Just because he asked if he should defoliate? Now his mom has dick breath
Maybe if I stopped drinking his moms breath wouldn't smell like that as much?
It's those kinda thoughts that make me crack open another bottle... Or can! Because sometimes I get all stone cold Steve Austin
I gotta have cans because you can throw them. As a matter of fact, if I'm drinking cans you MUST throw them at me. One time my wife fucked up, I asked her for a beer and do you know what this woman did? She fucking walked over and handed it to me! Who the fuck does that? Nobody ever handed stone cold a beer! You gotta throw them...
Neither of our lives have been the same since that day. I might've said some things like "c'mon babe, you know I like it when you throw the beers" and she might've said some things like "you're crazy, you know I'm not throwing you a beer" so yea, we still fight about it to this day! Now I have to get my own beers from the fridge. So I do like any self respecting man would do. I toss the beer up in the air and pretend like someone else threw it. Then I'll catch it, crack it open, slam it all in one drink, crush it with one hand, and throw it on the living room floor!
Maybe that why she gets mad at me? For all the beer cans all over the floor? One time I got sooooo shitfaced, I woke up buried in cans. Like three feet high
I felt like this for real
I think I drank like 4-5 cases by myself that night. Its cool though, I wasn't really that drunk because it was michelob ultra. You couldn't get a starving infant drunk off of that bullshit.
So can y'all see how I need help with... Awe fuck it, I'll be back. I'm going to go get another sixer and a pack of smokes
The majority of my post are completely drunken post, like 24/7. I'm literally always drunk. 7am.. drunk, 3pm.. drunk, the other day it was 2:30am and you guessed it... DRUNK! I'm drunk now! What time is it?! Idk but I'm drunk! And I love it, but sometimes when I read what I've posted the next day I get kinda depressed. Like when I told some newb his moms breath always smells like penis. That was mean, why? Why did I tell him that? Just because he asked if he should defoliate? Now his mom has dick breath
Maybe if I stopped drinking his moms breath wouldn't smell like that as much?It's those kinda thoughts that make me crack open another bottle... Or can! Because sometimes I get all stone cold Steve Austin
I gotta have cans because you can throw them. As a matter of fact, if I'm drinking cans you MUST throw them at me. One time my wife fucked up, I asked her for a beer and do you know what this woman did? She fucking walked over and handed it to me! Who the fuck does that? Nobody ever handed stone cold a beer! You gotta throw them...
Neither of our lives have been the same since that day. I might've said some things like "c'mon babe, you know I like it when you throw the beers" and she might've said some things like "you're crazy, you know I'm not throwing you a beer" so yea, we still fight about it to this day! Now I have to get my own beers from the fridge. So I do like any self respecting man would do. I toss the beer up in the air and pretend like someone else threw it. Then I'll catch it, crack it open, slam it all in one drink, crush it with one hand, and throw it on the living room floor!
Maybe that why she gets mad at me? For all the beer cans all over the floor? One time I got sooooo shitfaced, I woke up buried in cans. Like three feet high
I felt like this for real
I think I drank like 4-5 cases by myself that night. Its cool though, I wasn't really that drunk because it was michelob ultra. You couldn't get a starving infant drunk off of that bullshit.
So can y'all see how I need help with... Awe fuck it, I'll be back. I'm going to go get another sixer and a pack of smokes
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