I need to get fired...

iamnobody

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So I got yelled at first thing this morning because yesterday I took time from my shift to remove a safety hazard and tag it asking my coworkers to please be more careful.

So today during my lunch I tagged another safety hazard saying "Vehicle dollies weigh 30 lbs each. If they fall on you they will kill you. Written on my lunch break, and left on the shelf to look pretty."


I'm to bullheaded to quit, to hard of a worker to half ass anything, and to arrogant to bite my tongue.


I hate my life.... I miss my beard.
 

londonfog

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So I got yelled at first thing this morning because yesterday I took time from my shift to remove a safety hazard and tag it asking my coworkers to please be more careful.

So today during my lunch I tagged another safety hazard saying "Vehicle dollies weigh 30 lbs each. If they fall on you they will kill you. Written on my lunch break, and left on the shelf to look pretty."


I'm to bullheaded to quit, to hard of a worker to half ass anything, and to arrogant to bite my tongue.


I hate my life.... I miss my beard.
are you OSHA certified ?
 

Blue Wizard

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We are and I've been taking pictures of a lot of the hazards.
We had some stuff at the walmart were I worked that would make you cringe. We had these large steel bins that were 15 feet tall and 30 feet long with pallets of water and other heavy items on them.

They weren't even bolted to the ground and one of the legs in the middle was bent in all the way up, if it fell anyone in the middle isle would have died for sure. It was like that for years.
 

bluntmassa1

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Just smoke a fat joint at work (while working of course) they say anything tell them "fuck off I ain't some punk bitch" that should work.

Or do like I did boss fucking rose his voice to me after I gave him shit I'm just like "mother fucker" charge over he runs in locks himself in the office and say's your fired, next pay day he took the day off. lol, Jiffy lube sucks balls anyway most of them where cool we'd hit up this little room and toke up and fuck off a bit when the boss was gone but he was a punk. Kinda why I can't do construction I always want to fight the boss I got a bad temper.

A Thai restaurant was the only place I could work for a while them people where all pretty cool just not enough money they all knew I smoked weed almost all illegals even learned some Thai and I can cook a mean Pad Thai. :bigjoint:
 
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