i still believe that i can fly

abe supercro said:
If that hemorrhoid prolapses douche it with witch hazel frequently and don't try to pop it. Clamp down on a freezer pack wit yo cheeks when you lay down.

I mention this as it is my only area of expertise.
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You guys should have gotten the optional internal hemorrhoids.

Then, every time your 75 yr. old urologist checks your prostate, he can tell you again you have internal hemorrhoids.

I remember from the last 10 times Doc, but thanks.
 
Gary Goodson said:
Shit I thought trump sent you to work on the wall. And that's why you haven't been around...

But don't worry, I took over sucking all these assholes dicks while you were gone. Except for @bu$hleaguer, he said he would only fuck one Mexicans mouth hole! So fuck both of y'all:finger:
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It's true. Gary doesn't lie, he remembers how I had to slap @Singlemalt 's load outta his mouth when he came at me all agape and wild eyed. Sunshine is the only ballshelf for me.
 
mr sunshine said:
Yea, I got a second job and had some family problems, a couple people died or whatever. I definitely an working alot more now, Im trying to live up to my mexican heritage. I've managed to lose the base of my penis. It now lives in a layer of fat covered in hair. last week I was scrubbing my asshole and my hand slipped in between by cheeks and I felt some sort of ball, so im pretty sure im packing at least one hemorrhoid.




@Gary Goodson they haven't deported you yet?
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Glad you're back, bro. I've really missed your way with words, and the funky situations you get yourself into. You know what? Forget the $5...
 
tyler.durden said:
Glad you're back, bro. I've really missed your way with words, and the funky situations you get yourself into. You know what? Forget the $5...
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Lol. I love you too.
Singlemalt said:
Just shove an oz of alum up yer ass, that'll shrink it. How is your cat, cute greyish little fucker?
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she died, She left and never came home about 4 months ago. I dont like cats that much but I miss her everyday. My grandmother died a few weeks before alley beans went missing, i didn't cry at all during that experience. When I realized alley was gone forever I cried, I feel somewhat guilty about that.
 
mr sunshine said:
Lol. I love you too.
she died, She left and never came home about 4 months ago. I dont like cats that much but I miss her everyday. My grandmother died a few weeks before alley beans went missing, i didn't cry at all during that experience. When I realized alley was gone forever I cried, I feel somewhat guilty about that.
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So sorry bro. Don't feel guilty
 
dannyboy602 said:
Am I the only guy in the world who feels it necessary to smell his fingers after scratching his balls? And why can't I stop?
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(looked for a paw-sniffing polar bear ... no luck)
 
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