I think my dog is a racist
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infinitihigh
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my great dane hates young kids 
she always jumps on them
she always jumps on them
IHaveADopeDick
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My cousins dog only barks at Caucasian people during the night
Springtucky
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my presa will smash large quantities of pot if you leave that shit lay. I've had her eat my last half bag, she did leave me a joint- but I was still pissed. Boy was she baked though
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cranker
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My Dog will bark like he's a friggin gianourmous dog if anyone goes near my grows...it's friggin awesome. Then I'll smoke and he'll get contact high and we'll share a bag of cheetos and watch moviesmy presa will smash large quantities of pot if you leave that shit lay. I've had her eat my last half bag, she did leave me a joint- but I was still pissed. Boy was she baked though
Hepheastus420
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jonblaze420
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Yeah, more of a preference thing.
He doesn't single out the brown bones and do bad things to them does he? Bark and growl? Snarl? Then it might be time for some chicken tolerance classes.
He doesn't single out the brown bones and do bad things to them does he? Bark and growl? Snarl? Then it might be time for some chicken tolerance classes.
cranker
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He only eats white american cheese, not the yellow kind too. And white bread but not rye. He's a strange puppy. He likes Dr Pepper though so.
medicalmaryjane
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my dog is sexist, he only likes women.
the hashshasher
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there was this one time me and my boy were over his sisters house and she was in the kitchen makin sandwiches or sumthin and her dog walked up and licked like an eigth of hers of the coffee table and it happened so fast we couldnt really stop it but then she came in the room and we were like "oh ya and your dog ate your weed" and she got mad at us like it was our fault but she let it go like a min latermy presa will smash large quantities of pot if you leave that shit lay. I've had her eat my last half bag, she did leave me a joint- but I was still pissed. Boy was she baked though
HellaBlunts
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i had a great dane about 4 or 5 years ago, and she always jumped on the fat kid in my neighborhood lol, she was awesomemy great dane hates young kids
loophole68
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my dog, bitch actually hates people on bicycles with a passion...
cranker dont forget tthey are color blind!!! what seems white or black to us may look Orange or Violet to them....assuming.
cranker dont forget tthey are color blind!!! what seems white or black to us may look Orange or Violet to them....assuming.
rowlman
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If your not family,my older lab will hate you, black, white,uniform, or bikini...he's a racist against humans in general...and he used to bite everyone who came over in the ass...oh,and he also hates all other dogs except our other lab...when he was a puppy a big nasty stray dog jumped into MY yard and attacked him, it almost got shot but I couldn't tell them apart...my pup held his own, then 9 months later we had an intruder and that dog tore into him pretty good...left a football shapped bruise on the guys kidney area...FYI,that guy almost got shot too....after that he's been my best bud, he's 12 now and a little mellower, but he's teaching the new lab his watchdog killer ways
...he loves kids though, always has been great to all the kids...
...he loves kids though, always has been great to all the kids...