I Think My Dog is in Love With Me

She's 7. We are very close. VERY close. We can actually communicate with the slightest sound, or look. So this is why this is complicated. On Sunday I was eating some bacon sitting on the floor. She came up to me and started to smell my mouth. It was kind of funny so I opened my mouth and she stuck her tongue in my mouth. I was tired and it all happened pretty fast, but my first response was to kiss her back so we tongue kissed for just a second before I realized what was happening. In that split second though we made eye contact and she hasn;t been the same since. She was kind of needy last night talking to me alot but I thought she just wanted to go out and chase the rats.

Today, I took her to work and she wouldn;t leave my side. She kept whining and talking to me. She even started putting her but in my face when I was asking her to shake.

Has anyone else ever had this happen?

Nope, but it sounds completely normal to me.

I remember the first time my dog saw my dick.. She does too

She needs a sign that you truly care; get her a new and fancy collar, cutsie and sparkly. Though this is just a stall, at some point you'll have to make an honest bitch out of her

Singlemalt said:

She needs a sign that you truly care; get her a new and fancy collar, cutsie and sparkly. Though this is just a stall, at some point you'll have to make an honest bitch out of her

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Don;t make this weird

You gave her the tongue, you can't take that back. It is important to her

Singlemalt said:

She needs a sign that you truly care; get her a new and fancy collar, cutsie and sparkly. Though this is just a stall, at some point you'll have to make an honest bitch out of her

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Do you really think she computed it that fast? I thought she was going for the bacon.

ClaytonBigsby said:

Do you really think she computed it that fast? I thought she was going for the bacon.

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She was, but you changed the relationship.

Singlemalt said:

She was, but you changed the relationship.

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That's what I'm afraid of. Do you really think so? I mean, I do or I wouldn;t have posted about it. What can I do?

ClaytonBigsby said:

That's what I'm afraid of. Do you really think so? I mean, I do or I wouldn;t have posted about it. What can I do?

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There's nothing to be afraid of. It's a wonderful thing, you gotta embrace it. Just go with what feels natural, she'll respond to your advances better that way.

I would not worry unless she turns into an alcoholic. Then its time to bail.


OR

If she cheats on you bail.

You need to buy time; so buy her a new fancy collar and a bag of liver treats. She'll be happy (as long as you keep giving her the treats) and you'll have the time to figure out what is important.

Look, she is 7, she's afraid of the biological clock ticking away.

Singlemalt said:

You need to buy time; so buy her a new fancy collar and a bag of liver treats. She'll be happy (as long as you keep giving her the treats) and you'll have the time to figure out what is important.

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I don;t know. I don;t want to get her thinking treats and jewelery are gonna be coming all the time, and it may make her think I am in love with her too.

Well aren't you? You gave her tongue and eye contact

Quit toying with her and just be real.

I forgot how weird you mo fos are.





















I love it.

Atleast it not a male dog, that would make you gay..

Just give in.