I went ALL IN with your mom last night....

rory420420

Well-Known Member
Yo momma so dumb it took her 3 hours to watch 60 minutes.
Yo mom's like a subway,give her $1,and go wherever you want to....
Yo moms like a coke machine,sets on a side walk all day,putting out for 50cent.
Your momma so fat her belt size is the equator.
Your mom's so fat she broke her leg and gravy poured out.
Your mom's so narrow minded she can look thru a keyhole with BOTH eyes.
Your mom's so ugly,blind kids won't play with her.
Finnshaggy got a reach around from your mom.
 
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