Icy Hot Jerk Off Session And The Craigs List Sex Doll.

ChronicObsession

ChronicObsession

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hah, he topped it all off with some icyHOT ! LMAOhahahahahahaha, i got some of that on my testicles once and I never got to feel the icy part, but the my balls are on fire sensation worked well.
maaaaaaaaaannnnnn. I knew what would happen when I read the title of this thread, and it is funny and possibly even a joke, but bust your 'seed' in a real woman, that's what they are for, and that is just common sense whether a man is christian, atheist, or communist. Any doctor that tells me that masturbation is good for my body and mind, is a dumbass doctor that should have his license reconsidered based on new testing. and i think sex dolls are sooooo wrong.

Gadaffiduck said:
you used your buddies sex doll?
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Finshaggy

Finshaggy

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beardo said:
This guy I know picked up a sex doll off of craigs list. The good ones are really expensive and sometimes you can get a good deal on a used one. So it's Tuesday night having a couple of drinks and decide to try it, start getting in the mood and it's a special occasion the first time and it's going to be special was going to use Vicks vapor rub to get in the mood, it gives a warm sensation but the vicks was pretty much gone so tried icy hot and at first it was good but then started burning more and more and couldn't even finish. It just ended up awkward and dissapointing and i'm not even sure if I want to do it with her again now things are just weird between us and she's just sitting their staring at me in silence with disgust.
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beardo said:
No he was some Asian guy

I get laid a lot to it just seemed like a good idea, but I have allready found out chicks don't dig it, they make fun of it and me, but they are obviously jealous of it or threatened by it. they want to talk about and touch it but seem weirded out by its presence

This thing is like 8000$ new and I got it for $1900 thats a deal

Yeah shes a slut but I don't know if I want her around
No that guys got the lame 20$ doll, I got a high class hoe


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So it was you??
 
Trolling

Trolling

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cannabineer said:
They clean up nice. The deluxe model has a navel threaded "garden hose" ... power wash all the important bits. cn
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Do you...own a sex doll?

I mean, women use vibraters and don't feel ashamed but I dunno, would just be too weird owning any kind of sex toy.
 
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Wordz

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I wonder if there is a Terri Schiavo model. It would be just like the real thing.




and going to hell
 
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