NevaSmokedOut
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what would you do if found out he was real, what would say, what would be your immediate reaction? go.
if god asked you a favor
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Southerner
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I would consider the possibility that I was psychotic and then offer him a smoke. Possibly Holy Grail Kush...GET IT?!?!
NevaSmokedOut
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thats fucked up, haven't you ever played god of war?
Padawanbater2
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How would he prove to me he is God? Also, which god are you talking about?
NorthofEngland
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If he has to 'ask favours' he's not God.
Omnipotence is an integral part of Godliness
Of course, when attempting to explain why something with OMNIPOTENCE allows evil to happen
even though he is also ascribed with BENIGNITY (unlimited KINDNESS, untainted by any negative emotion)
The Christians always attribute it to FREE WILL
(but all the GOOD STUFF is GOD'S WILL....???)
Come to think of it, God MUST BE ALL THAT....
Only HIS followers can have THEIR CAKE AND EAT IT, like that.
(Either that or they're self deceiving, terrified of reality, surrendering to peer pressure CENTURIES after mankind has advanced enough to recognize the MASSIVE IMPROBABILITY of a SUPERNATURAL FORCE governing our destinies and policing or actions, intensions and thoughts....??????)
Omnipotence is an integral part of Godliness
Of course, when attempting to explain why something with OMNIPOTENCE allows evil to happen
even though he is also ascribed with BENIGNITY (unlimited KINDNESS, untainted by any negative emotion)
The Christians always attribute it to FREE WILL
(but all the GOOD STUFF is GOD'S WILL....???)
Come to think of it, God MUST BE ALL THAT....
Only HIS followers can have THEIR CAKE AND EAT IT, like that.
(Either that or they're self deceiving, terrified of reality, surrendering to peer pressure CENTURIES after mankind has advanced enough to recognize the MASSIVE IMPROBABILITY of a SUPERNATURAL FORCE governing our destinies and policing or actions, intensions and thoughts....??????)
BeardedBandit
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Give it to em good! Aaaaaarrrrrrr!
eye exaggerate
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Zaehet Strife
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I would say "What in the fuck dude?! You are a fuckin DOUCHE! Now give me the power to fly damn you!"
NorthofEngland
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Yeaht
intentions is spelt with a t
Thanks for the enlightenment.
Does every fucking thread HAVE TO be about spelling???
eye exaggerate
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That really was just for fun.
PetFlora
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First, I probably wouldn't even realize that I just shat myself
I can think of 2 words with a high probability of being my first - 'Holy Sh......'., and a toss up between 'Dude & Woe'
I can think of 2 words with a high probability of being my first - 'Holy Sh......'., and a toss up between 'Dude & Woe'
dannyboy602
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wouldn't it be something if god really did turn out to be george burns?
endwatcher
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I would feel that their had to be a significant reason for God to show itself in a physical form that I could understand. My question is; Why?
SnapsProvolone
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I would go get my head checked.
bird mcbride
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OMG...first thing I'd wanna know is why we're living in a giant explosion
And why alcohol is legal and pot isn't. I'd expect some answers
And why alcohol is legal and pot isn't. I'd expect some answers
tyler.durden
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I'd run right back to the crack spot to get me more before they're out of that batch...