if you met mainliner in the street

a senile fungus said:

Not really...

If I saw a newfie with a hood up on a moped with a Berretta aiming at pop cans, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out it was a gangster.

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If he was a gangsta he would've been aiming at people and squeezing the trigger.

If I met him on the street, I would shake his hand and tell him how hard I laugh when he trolls the shit out of every single one of you. And, how you keep coming back for more. And more.

mainliner said:

who

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sorry mate just fuckin around

Skuxx said:

Then when he's freaking out shove a hot pepper up his ass

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Now THAT he might like...
No pepper rape,but I appreciate the enthusiasm

Id probably do a run and see if i could wax it up.

6ohMax said:

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I've been encouraging that exact same thing since I joined here last year.

I'd suck his cock. While staring up at him and imagining how pretty my face would look with my cheeks all sunk in.

Iloveskywalkerog said:

Im pretty sure most of us on RIU are charecters, and that If we all met each other in person we'd be suprised,

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I actually look like my avatar, but much better.

rory420420 said:

What would you do?
Id knock him out and dump LSD in is mouth...

How bout you?

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Ask him to share his drugs with me. If he did and is a biker, let him run with my posse, if he just has drugs, pretend to befriend him until he has no more drugs.If he has no drugs, photo him,get his address, record him admitting he is Mainliner, sift through his posts to get incriminating ones, turn all over to the police.

Probably roll a fatty and get blasted, then jam out to some of his electronic on the way to the strip club.

a senile fungus said:

Not really...

If I saw a newfie with a hood up on a moped with a Berretta aiming at pop cans, I wouldn't be surprised at all to find out it was a gangster.

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aiming at pop cans lol

Cpappa27 said:

Probably roll a fatty and get blasted, then jam out to some of his electronic on the way to the strip club.

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ma man!!

Ed Norton says he's coming for that ass..

rory420420 said:

Ed Norton says he's coming for that ass..
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agreed

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@mainliner I hate you

.....It now seems quite likely that if I were to encounter Mainliner in the street, I would sign and exchange paperwork with him.

LetsGetCritical said:

she so wants me cuz she squeezes me like really hard and I think I almost died a couple times."

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rory420420 said:

Ed Norton says he's coming for that ass..
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Not an easy task..waiting in line for an hours is not my idea of fun...

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I fall in love easily
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Tee hee

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