If You Were An Animal...

wackymack

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Jan 18, 2009

• #21

id probally be a secada,the bugs that sleep for 17yrs straight and then molt and go on a 72hr orgy before death

 

jesters missus

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Jan 20, 2009

• #22

I DEF KNOW WHAT I WOULD BE ..

BIRD OF PARADISE !!

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I never knew Birds of Paradise were SO COOL!!

I want one..

 

sighmon

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Jan 20, 2009

• #23

elephant, three times the size of a human brain, gentle giants.

 

Captn

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Jan 20, 2009

• #24

i'd be a beaver, cuase im kind of a pussy

 

Yeah

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Jan 21, 2009

• #25

I'd be a rhino. The ladies already call me the "white rhino" so it shouldn't be too hard.

 

Dimefan89

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Jan 21, 2009

• #26

I'd be a dragon.

 

The Son of Man

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Jan 21, 2009

• #27

kangaroo---got a little pouch to carry all my smoking stuff in and could do d list celebrity boxing matches to pay mortgage. "The stoner kangaroo vs. Screetch!" Or I could play soccer. Or I could be a coyote for mexicans needing to get over the border fence. So many options as a kangaroo

 

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Tryingtomastrkush

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Jan 21, 2009

• #28

i'd be a gorilla.......i mean if you think about it, no animal fucks with gorillas they are beasts.....and they just like to kick it most of the time

 

The Son of Man

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Jan 21, 2009

• #29

gorillas have to fear the guerillas

 

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Tryingtomastrkush

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Jan 21, 2009

• #30

hhahaha gorillas fear nothing.....they are fuckin beasts dude......huge fangs and 40 inch biceps......thats some fuckin power

 

skiskate

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Jan 21, 2009

• #31

Id be a dog, while my dog. Sleeps 17 hours a day, gets bong tokes whenever she wants one, plays with toys all day and then eats and does other dog shit.

 

The Son of Man

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Jan 21, 2009

• #32

that read like me that your dog looks around to find other dogs shit to fuck

 

ANC

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Jan 21, 2009

• #33

I wanna be that lemur, his eyes look like mouse cunts in his head.
I'd settle for being mole or some shit that can get to pot and mushies and dissapear under the ground before anyone can catch me.
Being blind, I'd also never have to worry about ugly lady moles.

 

The Son of Man

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Jan 21, 2009

• #34

deep animalmorphanism thoughts are always fun

 

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Tryingtomastrkush

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Jan 21, 2009

• #35

star nosed moles are fuckin crazy.......look those things up, they are the quickest eaters you can barely see it with the human eye!

 

SAmisery

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Jan 21, 2009

• #36

id be a platipuss bcuz there always horny and down to fuck. And they lay eggs, and they give there babies milk from there tits

 

skiskate

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Jan 21, 2009

• #37

SAmisery said:

id be a platipuss bcuz there always horny and down to fuck. And they lay eggs, and they give there babies milk from there tits

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and are poisonous and can paralyze people

 

jfgordon1

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Jan 21, 2009

• #38

id be one of those huge ass turtles that live in the ocean... those things live like 100 years... either at an alligator

 

GregD88

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Jan 21, 2009

• #39

An eagle, a dragon, or jude law

 

420inNC

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Jan 21, 2009

• #40

DeweY said:

Nice vid fdd but i think id be a koala or a panda so i could jus sit around , but bein a bird would b good i guess .!

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my grand ma had a koala bear back in the 60's yea that didnt last about 5 months all she feed it was table scraps it was funny when she talked about it

i think i would be a house cat