Skuxx
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Sorry, accidentally liked that post while trying to stop the song... in case you wondered.
ill answer anything honestly
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tytheguy111
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I ment to post this in the jibber jabber thread lol
tytheguy111
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Give me some bath salts and we'll talk lol
Okay I said I'll answer honestly
Depends on (girth x length)/69 - 420
Giving there average sized white dudes
Probably around 3 or 4
Yes im still joining lol im talking to a recruiter today and seeing when I can take my ASVAB
He makes good dog noises
Aboutapound
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I'm sorry, but i didn't read your whole AMA, so sorry if it's been asked already. Do you really own a pinto? If so, did you know that they will blow up, catching everyone on fire thats inside, if rear-ended?
BarnBuster
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Ty no BS, why are you going in the service? What happened in your life that you reached this decision?
dannyboy602
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^^^its a good choice. I never did it but wish i had. GI bill, VA Loan....its gives u a sense of discipline and who knows mb you'll meet your future wifey while you're serving.
Shaka Zulu
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Lol im literally sitting in class now because of the gi Bill Hahahaha shroomin come up +DXM
tytheguy111
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No lol I own a shitty ass KIA
But it does have a earth wind and fire greatest hits CD in it so thats something right?
I want to join for several reasons
To serve my country
Most males in my family have so its tradition kinda
I've been into military shit since as long as I can remember lol
I want to join the most dangerous task force I can because I want to let fate decide if I should live or die plus im not afraid of death or injury
abe supercro
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Shaka Zulu
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Servr ur country? Lol that's fuckin bullshit. Its all about money. False pride. Fuckin retarded humans
Shaka Zulu
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Dude u want to do some serious shit? Go 11B ranger battalion. Get tabbed out and try to get on a kill team. (CAG) grow a beard. Steroids. Fuck some shit up. Kill anything. That countritivity shit down range means nothing. You're fuckin killing ppl amd avoid being killed.
Shaka Zulu
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It aint like call of duty homie. See your friend get his body exploded then put it in a trash bag for those mortician MOS fags to put a tag on him. He's a hero now for whatever reason fuckin retarded
Shaka Zulu
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But do that shit though. U wanna fuckin kill humans to satiate that inherent bloodlust. That camaraderie. Fuck morals. Kill humans.
Bro this shits real. Go sign up. Exhalted slayings of humans, propagated by your government, ,,for YOUR best interests.
Bro this shits real. Go sign up. Exhalted slayings of humans, propagated by your government, ,,for YOUR best interests.
tytheguy111
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no i actually dont WANT to kill for the pleasure just wanna be in a dangerous ass group and let fate decide if i should live like i said
but i might think about the rangers
Shaka Zulu
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What do u mean "let fate decide"? You think you will be trained to "let fate decide"? You're gonne be programmed to be a killing machine able to sustain yourself in the most austere environments. Kill for pleasure or for some other brainwashed ideation all of which is completely unnecessary. Ya go across the PLANETS OCEANS AND SLAY THESE HUMANS FOR FREEDOM. FOR GOD AND COUNTRY. Praise sweet baby white Jesus. Muricah. Salute.
*National anthem*
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bu$hleaguer
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Ty do you have any identifying features like scars or tattoos on your penis or testicles?
tytheguy111
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bu$hleaguer
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Nice!
Just the regular old foreskin removal scar from surgery or a good scarface one from some skank ho chomping down on your hog with snaggleteeth behind the Dairy Queen dumpster?
tytheguy111
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noooo lol im not just gonna stand around waiting to get shot hahaha thats fucking stupid
i want to try for something extreme like a JTAC controller and be in real combat kill or be killed ya know? I hate fighting people and hurting people but when you try to kill me and my people ill go primal on your ass lol
so if i can sign up ill kill as much as they need me to and im saying "let fate decide" because ill be getting shot at lol and thats the only thing that will determine my inevitable death ya know?
Im not afraid to die like if you pulled a kinfe or a gun on me i wont run (im fat so waddle?) away ill try to kill you to the best of my ability for several reasons
ONE: to possibly save other people's lifes
TWO: you fucked up trying to pull shit on me
THREE: i have no qualms risking my life
but since you didnt read all that ill just post this in caps to see how many illiterate people get pissed at this plus for shits and giggles:
HITLER WAS A GOOD PERSON WITH HIGH MORALS OKAY?!?!?!?