Beefbisquit
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I'm pretty sure if kids can see you fuck, you're gonna get fucked (by the long arm and or dick of the law).
Illegal to have sex?!
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itinkitook2much
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makes sense to me
Zaehet Strife
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Yeah, that makes sense.
itinkitook2much
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waaaaaaaaaat
Cannabis Kitty
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Hello CK Here, even if it is in some form "illegal" there isnt much the police can do about it when your in your home. They may knock on your door if someone complains but chances are by then you wont still be screwing anyway. They may ask you if you were having sex....your choice weather to tell them your business, or they may ask you to close the blinds next time lol. Either way I say go forward and enhance thy sex life!! Enjoy :0
cannabineer
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Mr. Coffee?
Dr.J20
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unfortunately, yes it's illegal; but if you don't live on a well traversed thoroughfare, the likelihood of pissing someone off and subsequently getting the police involved seems fairly low. And, most people would probably respond through these phases: (1) what is going on there (2) that's two people having sex! (3) holy shit i'm watching two people having sex right now (4) their blinds are WIDE open (5) do they know their blinds are wide fucking open?!? (6) I'm still watching them have sex! holy shit i'm a pervert (7) look away (
look back for a minute (9) i better go before they catch me. And, only after position 9, and only if the person is, for whatever reason, uncomfortable with human sexuality AND is aware that what you are doing is, in fact, public indecency, would step 10 kick in: they can't do that, i'm calling the cops--their act of love has made me feel embarassed and violated!!*tone of indignant superiority thinly veiling envy and sexual deprevation*
at least thats my best stab...
look back for a minute (9) i better go before they catch me. And, only after position 9, and only if the person is, for whatever reason, uncomfortable with human sexuality AND is aware that what you are doing is, in fact, public indecency, would step 10 kick in: they can't do that, i'm calling the cops--their act of love has made me feel embarassed and violated!!*tone of indignant superiority thinly veiling envy and sexual deprevation*at least thats my best stab...
cannabineer
Ursus marijanus
I wonder if unintentional voyeurs can claim hardship.unfortunately, yes it's illegal; but if you don't live on a well traversed thoroughfare, the likelihood of pissing someone off and subsequently getting the police involved seems fairly low. And, most people would probably respond through these phases: (1) what is going on there (2) that's two people having sex! (3) holy shit i'm watching two people having sex right now (4) their blinds are WIDE open (5) do they know their blinds are wide fucking open?!? (6) I'm still watching them have sex! holy shit i'm a pervert (7) look away (
at least thats my best stab...
Zaehet Strife
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<<<like>>>unfortunately, yes it's illegal; but if you don't live on a well traversed thoroughfare, the likelihood of pissing someone off and subsequently getting the police involved seems fairly low. And, most people would probably respond through these phases: (1) what is going on there (2) that's two people having sex! (3) holy shit i'm watching two people having sex right now (4) their blinds are wide open (5) do they know their blinds are wide fucking open?!? (6) i'm still watching them have sex! Holy shit i'm a pervert (7) look away (
at least thats my best stab...
MydogCody
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My girl and I had sex on our back deck. Its semi secluded, but we still have neighbors, old ones, about 20 feet to each side of our house. She asked if we would get into trouble. I said, if the cops were called, there response time is more than how long it takes me to get to orgasm, so no worries.
MydogCody
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There was a case about a year ago where a guy got out of his shower and the chief of police's wife and kid saw the guy and had him arrested. He was convicted not because of his indecent exposure but was convicted because they "proved" he intentionally tried to expose himself. He tried to use his wife as a witness, saying his penis was so small that at the distance that the victims viewed him at there could be no way of seeing his penis.
itinkitook2much
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aw that sux
hsfkush
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Haha brilliant!
robert 14617
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when you say your house you mean your mom and dads house
Nevaeh420
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When you say "aw that sux", do you mean it sucks that he was arrested and convicted, OR THAT HE HAD A REALLY SMALL PENIS?
Lmao, haha. Either way, it sucks both ways,
Ha!
~PEACE~
Nevaeh420
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Robert!
Its Me, George... but you probably know Me better as "We Love 1".
I remember you from back as far as 2008. Hows it going buddy?
Do you remember "We Love 1"?
~PEACE~
NietzscheKeen
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Take it to a swingers club. I've always had a good time there. There is no risk of getting into trouble in such an establishment. PLUS, it should probably be a bucket list item anyway. Message me if you need help finding one. There is a surprisingly high number of them out there. Hell I could probably even introduce you to some people in your area, lol.
UncleBuck
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if you're there, i definitely don't want to be within 50 miles of the place.
all i will say is "garlic knots".