Im desperate

i really want to smoke my new bud tonight.. but i have no wraps, lol and its to late 2 go to store and get one.
i have no pipe and no bong.

any1 no a way i can smoke this? lol
maybe make something somehow to smoke it lol. idk any recommendations accepted.

got an apple? LOL

coke can?


Have a socket, straw, and a pringles can with some duct tape?


lol loads of things I can make when I have weed but nothin' to smoke out of.

you can make a nevada special with any aluminum can. Just turn it sideways, then poke a hole in the bottom. Then kind of compress the can a bit so it's flat on one side. Poke some very very small holes on this flat part, this is where the weed will go. You use the hole in the back as a carb and then you hit that shit out of the mouth of the can.

or if you are feeling crafty and have an apple about, you can cut the top of where the stem is in the shape of a bowl. Then hollow out one side so that you can suck through to the middle.

Last suggestion. if you have a gatoraide bottle or a water bottle about. Put a pinhole in the lid and then fix a something to this hole (like the metal part of a pencil eraser) so that you can put weed in it. Then cut an inch hole in the bottom of the bottle. Fill with water and cover the hole bottom. Put weed in cap. Light that shit as the water falls out. As the water falls out, the weed gets smoked. Open the bottle and enjoy.

Ps the last suggestion...the waterfall is by far the most effective. That shit will knock you on your ass and you'll conserve a lot of weed because you inhale most of the smoke from the bowl.

Have a bible or some other thin papered book?

there's the ol soda can pipe - but god damn i hate that. what may pass is this - take some aluminum foil - about the size of a paper towel - wrap the foil around a pen or something. for the bowl, you kinda want to bend your rolled up foil pipe about 1&1/2 inches away from an end - not too tight - at about a 45 degree angle or more. Kind of crumple the foil near the bend so you don't get any ash.........well, your gonna get ash, but this will limit it to an extent. i never said it was gonna be great, but it'll work

wraps............i'd find a 24 hr supermarket and buy a damn night owl or a philly. and besides a supermarket sells that shitty ass rolling tobacco for like $2 - buy that and use the papers .

i have a Sprite Bottle. lol if i can do anythign with that? is that a start?

the big 2 liter bottle
http://www.pollardworms.com/2 Liter Bottle Worm Tea.JPG

make a gravity bong

ok make a gravity bong with that bottle.. but how do i do that and what materials do i need?

take it and get a socket an find a screen from your sink or somethin put it in that and then take the cap of the 2 liter then either cut a hole in that big enough for the socket and so its air tight that will be the bowl then either slice off the total bottom of the bottle or make 4 holes in the bottom and then get a 5 gallon bucket and make a gravity bong