I'm paranoid

doobnVA

doobnVA

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So, I got this pretty decent herb. Problem is, it makes me paranoid as F$%@. It really doesn't help that I keep hearing aircraft and sirens, and my house is so close to the road that people outside sound like they're inside... I've seen a mouse in here before and we've laid traps, but we never catch anything so I know they're still here. That's freaking me out, too.

I have some crappier weed. Should I smoke some of that to bring me down some? I'm afraid it will just make me more stupider, if that's even possible.

:rolleyes: ->:weed: -> bongsmilie ->:dunce:
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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smoke all the herb you have as fast as you can, so that after your high wears off, and your not paranoid anymore, you wont have anything to worry about. all those sirens, car horns, and the ppl you can hear are not normal, your not supposed to hear those things... somethings wrong, bro.

and the mouse poops in your house, and he doesnt care. he thinks your a stupid human, and he also thinks he is smarter than you because you think those traps will work on him.

lol
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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fukdapolice said:
smoke all the herb you have as fast as you can, so that after your high wears off, and your not paranoid anymore, you wont have anything to worry about. all those sirens, car horns, and the ppl you can hear are not normal, your not supposed to hear those things... somethings wrong, bro.

and the mouse poops in your house, and he doesnt care. he thinks your a stupid human, and he also thinks he is smarter than you because you think those traps will work on him.

lol
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That's what I hate most about the mouse. I thought about making a tiny mouse litterbox and seeing if I can housetrain him. I left him a note asking if he'd prefer a tiny toilet, but he hasn't answered.

When the traps are out, he's nowhere to be found.
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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doobnVA said:
That's what I hate most about the mouse. I thought about making a tiny mouse litterbox and seeing if I can housetrain him. I left him a note asking if he'd prefer a tiny toilet, but he hasn't answered.

When the traps are out, he's nowhere to be found.
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hes gonna poop anywhere he wants in your house, all he wants is to smoke with you.

next time you smoke, let him get a couple hits...
 
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guitarabuser

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Try doing something creative. Draw, paint, cook, sing, etc. Creating something positive has a way of keeping paranoia at bay.
 
Imlovinit

Imlovinit

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Everyone gets a little paranoid once and awhile. Esp when their high. I always do, but i kinda enjoy the excitement. Chill out mix the swag weed with the good, drink a beer, smoke a cig, get some tail, or find something to keep your mind occupied. Peace
 
Anonymiss1969

Anonymiss1969

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Leaving your house and walking around for a bit outside would probably help... I used to get really paranoid and think cops were runnin up the stairs (but I was also on coke at that time) and goin for a walk outside usually made me feel waay better.
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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I'm clumsy when I'm high, so I usually try to avoid doing anything that requires coordination (I would knock over all the plants in a growroom, for example). Video games are always fun, but sometimes they scare me. I don't know about a walk, either, I'm already thinking about the murder rate being something like triple the national average =x

Hey, if I stick this crummy weed in a jar or something will it taste better?
 
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L&L420

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yeah i am on my first grow and my wife likes to take care of them and watch them grow.....until we get high then all of a sudden she doesn't think its such a good idea. Just chill out if you keep to yourself and don't tell anyone then you will be fine.
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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L&L420 said:
yeah i am on my first grow and my wife likes to take care of them and watch them grow.....until we get high then all of a sudden she doesn't think its such a good idea. Just chill out if you keep to yourself and don't tell anyone then you will be fine.
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LOL, that's funny. My boyfriend always freaks out when we go to buy a bag.
 
Louis541

Louis541

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Someone suggested going for a walk. Personally I get really paranoid if I go into public stoned, but it may help you.
 
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L&L420

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as long as i don't have any on me I love going places stoned....seems like everyone is stressin about life and everything in it me on the other hand just wants to walk around, eat and laugh at everything. Now if I have something on me its just straight to the house!!
 
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Keenly

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i find it just amazing that people get this paranoid

ive smoked for about 4 years every day now and the only time i get paranoid is when its the middle of the night and the house is dark
 
fukdapolice

fukdapolice

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i used to get real paranoid... but then i realized i wasnt enjoyin the high, so i decided it was time to relax n stop worryin.. smoke up, n enjoy the beauty of the herb....

:joint:
 
doobnVA

doobnVA

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I'm not usually this paranoid, and I've been an every day smoker for almost 15 years =)

The dude I got it from said it's a sativa, and it's very sticky and smelly. I took a bong hit of the other stuff and I'm feeling much less paranoid. Also, the television and air conditioner help to drown out the ambient sounds of the city.
 
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