I'm seriously not making this up..srsly

deprave

deprave

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Huge Bitch at the store driving a shot up minivan all tatted up with a herd of kids, Trys to buy ciggarettes with food "stamps" (its a card now). The clerk tells her

'Na uh, that won't work on ciggarettes anymore hun you gotta..'

The Bitch gets Pissed cut her off

'I get paid 5 g's tonight at 7, thats how I roll 5g's a night, just front me this and I will be back at 8 to pay you'

Clerk responds

'All you gotta do is take that to the ATM and get cash then you can come back and pay me for these, there is an ATM right behind you'

Bitch says

'Oh snap for real this will work on the ATM damn okay'
 
deprave

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it must of been an unemployment card

sorry I don't know about this stuff...I am a libertarian never accepted government cheese even when in the gutter, don't know how that works.

also I am stoned.
 
deprave

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for a long time I gave all of our pop/beer cans to a retarded old man and it payed his rent. (I lived with a lot of people in a party house, he made like 10 to 20 bucks a day and ate out everyday)
 
KidneyStoner420

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How much is rent where you live?
$20 x 30 days = $600/month
That would pay HALF my rent, nevermind be able to eat out everyday.
 
deprave

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KidneyStoner420 said:
How much is rent where you live?
$20 x 30 days = $600/month
That would pay HALF my rent, nevermind be able to eat out everyday.
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If your retarded and rent a room in someones basement sponsored by the state its like 10$ I believe...you earn about 10 cents an hour to "work" in a "woodshop" doing crafts...20$ a day EXTRA is filthy rich for a severly mentally handicapped person. This is like several new toys per day and many pounds of candy


and 600$ a month is normal rent here actually for a completely normal person, 500$ with all utillities even.
 
deprave

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KidneyStoner420 said:
$500/month? I pay $1100 for a 2 bedroom with 1000 square feet and a large 3 season porch.
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Yep....the price you pay is for a wealthy neighborhood here....michigan has some of the cheapest realestate in the country right now...I have a 2 bedroom house that size I payed 15,000 for in the ghetto and I own it.

Appartments are like 500-600$ typically with utils.
 
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