I'm thinking of starting an OnlyFans

neosapien · Jul 5, 2022

Laughing Grass said:
You're going to have to shave for OnlyFans... it makes the grapes look bigger.

Actually, all the pros know that you shave it at just the base of the shaft only so as to add an extra faux inch. An optical penile illusion . I'm going to take it easy on you beings that that's not your forte. But my junk is too sensitive for all of that anyways so it's like the Amazon down there.

neosapien · Jul 5, 2022

BarnBuster said:
I saw that thread title and thought...heeeeee's back!

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Sorry to disappoint BB. Just me and my tired old played out penis LOL.

neosapien · Jul 5, 2022

Paul Drake said:
Sorry @neosapien View attachment 5158952

That's all I ever want in my threads. For them to degenerate and turn into clear and utter chaos debauchery and fuckery.

neosapien · Jul 5, 2022

Laughing Grass said:
Are you hitting on Neo?

If so I am both flattered and honored.

Laughing Grass · Jul 5, 2022

neosapien said:
Actually, all the pros know that you shave it at just the base of the shaft only so as to add an extra faux inch. An optical penile illusion . I'm going to take it easy on you beings that that's not your forte. But my junk is too sensitive for all of that anyways so it's like the Amazon down there.

I wouldn't shave... I have faith in you, most men are wimps.

Jeffislovinlife · Jul 5, 2022

Laughing Grass said:
I wouldn't shave... I have faith in you, most men are wimps.

Wimpy wimpy wimpy yuppers

Lenin1917 · Jul 5, 2022

bk78 said:
You 99% have a dickdo

Your gut stick out more than your dick do

Is this bait? Do I post a nude now?

Lenin1917 · Jul 5, 2022

neosapien said:
Actually, all the pros know that you shave it at just the base of the shaft only so as to add an extra faux inch. An optical penile illusion . I'm going to take it easy on you beings that that's not your forte. But my junk is too sensitive for all of that anyways so it's like the Amazon down there.

the manscaped lawnmower is actually as good as it’s silly ass ads claim.

Herb & Suds · Jul 5, 2022

Lenin1917 said:
the manscaped lawnmower is actually as good as it’s silly ass ads claim.

Now all you need is a “Manly Ring”

bk78 · Jul 5, 2022

Lenin1917 said:
Is this bait? Do I post a nude now?

If it’s anything like the giant fat colas you grow. Spare us all the laugh please.

DCcan · Jul 5, 2022

neosapien said:
That's all I ever want in my threads. For them to degenerate and turn into clear and utter chaos debauchery and fuckery.

You've gone from 243 views this morning, to over 700.
I think you may be able to score some cash and tricks, if you keep trending...invest it in alcohol !

Lenin1917 · Jul 5, 2022

bk78 said:
If it’s anything like the giant fat colas you grow. Spare us all the laugh please.

You must have me confused with someone else. My plants are pretty, but at day 36 hardly anything with what I’d call a fat cola, for sure topped a few a few to many times though

neosapien · Jul 5, 2022

Laughing Grass said:
I wouldn't shave... I have faith in you, most men are wimps.

doublejj · Jul 5, 2022

neosapien said:
Actually, all the pros know that you shave it at just the base of the shaft only so as to add an extra faux inch. An optical penile illusion . I'm going to take it easy on you beings that that's not your forte. But my junk is too sensitive for all of that anyways so it's like the Amazon down there.

neosapien · Jul 5, 2022

doublejj said:
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Well, I just told my wife I'm having a discussion with some fine folks on the internet about the pros and cons of waxing, trimming and shaving my balls and now I think I'm getting divorced.

curious2garden · Jul 5, 2022

BarnBuster said:
I saw that thread title and thought...heeeeee's back!

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I do miss Clayton.

doublejj · Jul 5, 2022

neosapien said:
Well, I just told my wife I'm having a discussion with some fine folks on the internet about the pros and cons of waxing, trimming and shaving my balls and now I think I'm getting divorced.

Tell her your only doing it for the art....

neosapien · Jul 5, 2022

doublejj said:
Tell her your only doing it for the art....
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I told her a lesbian offered to wax my balls so now she's cool with it. Divorce averted.

I did interpret that correctly right @Laughing Grass ?

doublejj · Jul 5, 2022

neosapien said:
I told her a lesbian offered to wax my balls so now she's cool with it. Divorce averted.

I did interpret that correctly right @Laughing Grass ?

Genesis 26:13...."And the man waxed great, and went forward, and grew until he became very great"

Blue Wizard · Jul 5, 2022

neosapien said:
I told her a lesbian offered to wax my balls so now she's cool with it. Divorce averted.

Whew. Tragedy averted.

If you ever get in trouble with her again, just tell her I'll help you shave your whole body and that I'm 6'7" in heels. I can be the big spoon for both of you at the same time.

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