Invent an Animal!

Shmulster

Active Member
Hey guys,
So during the spring me and my friends build campfires and get high(/drunk/both) in the nature. In extreme situations of reality disconnection we sit around the campfire and make up a whole national geographic section of an animal we invented! thought i would try it here. ill give an example :

R. Munchitus
Rarely seen in southern new york state, the Munchitus is a lovely medium sized critter. He looks like a combination of a duck and a hamster and he can hold his breath for 30 minutes underwater. He is best known for his mating ritual, in which he stands on a high rock and jumps right off on his face, many times resulting in death.
Right now, there are only 25 of them left in the wild, and to try and preserve them eco-biologists are platning "soft rocks" all over the reservation in order for the Munchitus to land on his face safely...
 

Benassi

Well-Known Member
Found one of these last year, the infamous Hippo-crab, in my bush.


These are pretty scary. Bite your neck, and steal your fuckin' acorns!


But the most amazing Animal I've ever been able to capture, is the amazing pitnig. They feed off of 1981 DeLoreans
 

auldone

Well-Known Member
Mine would be a Weed Fairy! It would only come out at night. It would be capable of magically producing bomb ass weed and made sure you were never without. It would sprinkle Pixie Kief all over the weed and would give Special Love to all my Pretty Ladies........

That's my Imaginary Animal!
 

Shmulster

Active Member
LOL PITNIG THAT IS SO OFFENSIVE AND I CANT EVEN THINK WHY hehe i guess its the pic of the african child...

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