Is Carrot Top Gay?

is Carrot Top Gay?

  • Flaming Really Gay!

    Votes: 23 53.5%

  • Not gay total stud

    Votes: 3 7.0%

  • Is not human

    Votes: 17 39.5%
  • Total voters
    43
NewGrowth

NewGrowth

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Ok so I have been researching this all day and i can't seem to find an answer. I mean the guy wears eyeliner. He is seen with all kinds of hot chicks but he is crazy buff must be steroids so his balls must be tiny. Well SOMEBODY PLEASE tell me if carrot top is gay!!
 
FlipDV

FlipDV

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He hangs out with Chris Angel, 'nuff said.
Now I'm not sure what it's suppose to mean, but 'nuff said. :p
 
ph03nix

ph03nix

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Erm... not knowing who Carrot Top was, I googled him. On the basis of the photos that I just saw... taking into account that my gaydar is fairly well tuned in... I'd say 'Yes'. He looks like he can't make up his mind whether he wants to be a body builder or a drag queen. I hope this doesn't shatter your soul, NewGrowth.

But then again, he could just be some weird comedian. :roll:
 
cannabitch

cannabitch

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I'm betting that ginger is an asexual. My gf has met him and she says he's cool as hell and very funny. she also met Chris Angel at the same party so yeah he does hang out with him. lmao.
 
Kialhimself

Kialhimself

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ok I just looked this guy up on google nd who the fuck is he man? a complete disgrace to the human race by the looks of things and WTF how many roids he been taking recently it doesn't look right with his/hers its frizzy ginger hair nd plastic face o_O
 
ElBarto

ElBarto

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Do you mean "gay" as in "lame" or "gay" as in "homo"?

Definite yes to the first, who the fuck cares to the 2nd.
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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my friend told me a story of carrot top hitting on all kinds of women when he was less known and less muscular when he performed in ohio. my friend had a hot chick with him and carrot top was like who cares about this dude, come back to my hotel with me.....lmao. sorry but criss angel gets more pussy than tampax and i dont know bout carrot top but he has a show in vegas and money i am sure. i know carrot top looks like a deuche but i bet these dudes get the finest ass possible. money and fame = good pussy. he is still funny looking though lol.
 
mastakoosh

mastakoosh

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i always ask why he wont cut the orange fro too? he would look as normal as he could. now after saying that, i am scared a bright red pigtailed swollen steroid pollyanna looking freak is gonna kick down my door with gene simmons and beat me with phone books.:twisted::evil::shock:
 
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