is it bad

well i am bored so something is going to happen if i do not figure away to entertain myself so i started this


1 is it bad that i find black ladies funny (some of their attitudes just make me laugh that neck snap then they get all wordy )

2 is it bad that i want to hire 2 midgets to wear a trench coat ...i tackle the top midget and the 2nd one below runs away with a football

3 is it bad that a buddy offered me a repo job and i am thinking of taken it so i can dart ppl with a trank gun /tazer them (wants to make me the tech guy bypass alarms /jam cellphones/radios)

4 is it bad that i want to get my hands on few viles of LSD and then mix it into a fogger machine and watch ppl trip the fuck out at the halloween party

that is all i got right now

Have I shared with you my feelings on turtles?

Unclebaldrick said:

Have I shared with you my feelings on turtles?

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no did i share with u what happend last time i sawl one

coming home at about 7 am i see a box turtle in the road .......so i stop and grab it up ....take it to my house throw in tub with some lettuce and raw meat ...about 2 hours later i finished everything in my house i needed to do so i got in the car take the turtle to the wood/creek near me

i get out go in the woods find a nice spot put the turtle down walk out ......i had a county cop parked behide me ........makes me show him the turtle then askes if he can search my car i told him no and locked the car and walked home

came back about 3 hours later grabbed it after he had left............the ppl that called the cops on me well they had 14 cars/4 wheelers/rvs other things ......so at 2 am i left the house and slit every single tire they had 3 inch slit in the side walls

left them a note saying next time they will burn alive (they ? me about it but i had proof i was home my computer was logged into a game from 12am to 4 am i set up a bot to run it so looked like i was playing)

justugh said:

no did i share with u what happend last time i sawl one

coming home at about 7 am i see a box turtle in the road .......so i stop and grab it up ....take it to my house throw in tub with some lettuce and raw meat ...about 2 hours later i finished everything in my house i needed to do so i got in the car take the turtle to the wood/creek near me

i get out go in the woods find a nice spot put the turtle down walk out ......i had a county cop parked behide me ........makes me show him the turtle then askes if he can search my car i told him no and locked the car and walked home

came back about 3 hours later grabbed it after he had left............the ppl that called the cops on me well they had 14 cars/4 wheelers/rvs other things ......so at 2 am i left the house and slit every single tire they had 3 inch slit in the side walls

left them a note saying next time they will burn alive (they ? me about it but i had proof i was home my computer was logged into a game from 12am to 4 am i set up a bot to run it so looked like i was playing)

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So we both like turtles. I am thinking that is the complete list of our commonalities.

Unclebaldrick said:

So we both like turtles. I am thinking that is the complete list of our commonalities.

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i like animals and kids the most

animals ......they do not lie they like u or they bite u ....u know where u stand
kids .............they suck at lying even i can tell they are ( and my corny jokes make them laugh)

The term MIDGETS isn't the preferred nomenclature of the time.
I believe Benny Hill has already beaten you to that comedy bit !

When I find a turtle on the road, I usually stop and carry it to safety. Well, actually I carry it to the closest mailbox and stick it in...always wishing I was present at the grand opening.

justugh said:

well i am bored so something is going to happen if i do not figure away to entertain myself so i started this


1 is it bad that i find black ladies funny (some of their attitudes just make me laugh that neck snap then they get all wordy )

2 is it bad that i want to hire 2 midgets to wear a trench coat ...i tackle the top midget and the 2nd one below runs away with a football

3 is it bad that a buddy offered me a repo job and i am thinking of taken it so i can dart ppl with a trank gun /tazer them (wants to make me the tech guy bypass alarms /jam cellphones/radios)

4 is it bad that i want to get my hands on few viles of LSD and then mix it into a fogger machine and watch ppl trip the fuck out at the halloween party

that is all i got right now

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That cat is gonna remember this, look at his eyes. Dude is soooo fucked

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Why do they have to put the tread mill underwater? resistance? YOu'd think the cat would freak more about that water

Unclebaldrick said:

Have I shared with you my feelings on turtles?

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I ordered 2 turtles from turtlesale.com they came in a box, with a little plastic container inside surrounded by packing popcorn. Red ear sliders. They were alive, about the size of a quarter. They stink up the habitat as they get bigger. I had them in a maybe 30 gallon storage container, with rocks to get out of the water. I had s pretty big aquarium filter, but had to change them all the time because they stank. Anyway, they are cool but, need a lot of tending too. One eventually died and the other got so big I set him free in the creek. Check it out. Just for you bro.

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Why do they have to put the tread mill underwater? resistance? YOu'd think the cat would freak more about that water

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Oh, don't you worry none; kitty is gonna get his, just bideing time

justugh said:

no did i share with u what happend last time i sawl one

coming home at about 7 am i see a box turtle in the road .......so i stop and grab it up ....take it to my house throw in tub with some lettuce and raw meat ...about 2 hours later i finished everything in my house i needed to do so i got in the car take the turtle to the wood/creek near me

i get out go in the woods find a nice spot put the turtle down walk out ......i had a county cop parked behide me ........makes me show him the turtle then askes if he can search my car i told him no and locked the car and walked home

came back about 3 hours later grabbed it after he had left............the ppl that called the cops on me well they had 14 cars/4 wheelers/rvs other things ......so at 2 am i left the house and slit every single tire they had 3 inch slit in the side walls

left them a note saying next time they will burn alive (they ? me about it but i had proof i was home my computer was logged into a game from 12am to 4 am i set up a bot to run it so looked like i was playing)

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Dude. Man, look up "down low" in the urban dictionary. Man you need a puppy or something to draw out your sensitive side. Or a hug. Here comes s hug from me to you bro. Love you man. Peace and love bru.

oldtimer54 said:

The term MIDGETS isn't the preferred nomenclature of the time.
I believe Benny Hill has already beaten you to that comedy bit !

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midget was the word they taught me to use .......love benny hill man was a dirty prev and got paid for it
i still want to tackle the midget ....it is on my bucket list /ransom demands

GrowUrOwnDank said:

Dude. Man, look up "down low" in the urban dictionary. Man you need a puppy or something to draw out your sensitive side. Or a hug. Here comes s hug from me to you bro. Love you man. Peace and love bru.

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what can i say when i hate i hate hard ......makes u feel better when i go out to fairs and stuff i pay the game tenders to let kids play for free

You need one of these bro.

Peace and love.

I gave a mother snapping turtle to an Asian and ate the turtle eggs my God are turtle eggs delicious it's like duck eggs only better. I love turtles.

Some times you just feel like a turtle in a one piece bathing suit

I don't consider any of that to be bad just that there are probably consequences to darting people