Is it weird i want to become a cop????

SocataSmoker said:

No cops = no law = kill or be killed.


I mean, if there were no cops around, I would more than certain be going around, doing what I could do to better my life, whether that means messing up your life or your little kids life, doesn't matter... I'm a criminal with no repercussions, I'll do whatever I please, and unless you've got the gang that I've got... you're gonna sit there and watch while I do what I do, it may be sick and twisted, but who's to stop me? No 911, no boys in blue to deter my type of sick and twisted fantasies...

Do you really want to live the "story" above? Probably not, so you should be thankful for cops... and sure, people get away with sick stuff all the time, but I promise you a lot of it is deterred because of police presence.

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sorry bro, it makes me chuckle to think about you actually getting violent

gogrow said:

sorry bro, it makes me chuckle to think about you actually getting violent

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What, my manly gruff exterior doesn't hide my true self well enough?

Socata is a derranged pshyco serial murderer that loves celery and peanut butter. Don't fuck with him gogrow...i heard once that he took the arms from his victims and fashioned them into crude golf clubs for his children....so i've heard anyway...

VansStoner1748 said:

I dont want to be some prick cop that takes someone to jail for a Gram of weed. But i do want to be a cop.

Does anyone else want to be a copper with me??

Oh yeah and does anyone know how often their drug testing is...because i wont quit for any job..




LOL i am going to be a cop that grows and smokes lmao

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what happens if you pull a guy like me over with a quarter pound of the sweetesh cheeba..It would happen like this.. One, since Im half black and driving a nice car. u would take my money and marijuana, report about 10%
of it. take me to jail and put me in the "system". It takes Integrity to become a cop and all cops are biased to a certain extent. No one truly has Integrity, especially you..Most cops are crooked tho. But I cant say all cause there are those 1% cops that arent dicks. Here are some questions for thought. How many times have u seen a cop speed for no reason or talk on the cell phone while driving. Ive even seen those bastards texting while driving..Cops believe they are better than civilians. So in conclusion I would say nay for u wanting to be a cop.. If u wanna do something join the Military

Kodank Moment said:

Socata is a derranged pshyco serial murderer that loves celery and peanut butter. Don't fuck with him gogrow...i heard once that he took the arms from his victims and fashioned them into crude golf clubs for his children....so i've heard anyway...

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good thing we're buddies then

Kodank Moment said:

Socata is a derranged pshyco serial murderer that loves celery and peanut butter. Don't fuck with him gogrow...i heard once that he took the arms from his victims and fashioned them into crude golf clubs for his children....so i've heard anyway...

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Tell ya what, my kids certainly improved their swing by using human bone!

monstagonja said:

what happens if you pull a guy like me over with a quarter pound of the sweetesh cheeba..

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Give me a half ounce and you're on your way partner!

Saves me paperwork, saves you jail time.

gogrow said:

good thing we're buddies then

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Shhh, that was supposed to be a secret, man.

UmF said:

almost every cop in my town smoke weed.
for instance my friend got pulled over by the cops and had 3 pounds of weed in the car, the cops just took one pound threw the other in the ditch and told him to have fun smoking the other pound.

so it is possible.

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Woah where was this? Over in LA I got arrested for two and a half p's and top it off they lied said I had a prior so I couldn't qualify for OR had to post bail.

IMO, Yeah...Its very weird. What possess you to want to be a criminal in blue. Just be you...no need to be that type of person , IMO BONGS to YOU

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