You probably lied about it so you could be more upset when people make fun of drunks?
I've seen plentiful posts of yours proving that you're a regular neighborhood bar rat, which is fine if that works for you. Inebriation also explains you skulking around the forum trolling me, vying for top prick crown. You really aren't the epitome of mental stability pal. I already know I'm zany; You attempt to cover up your deficit by being an active control freak.
Now you say this to me:
You have 100% fallen off the wagon.
This proves how clueless you are. Outside of the little bread crumb trail you sweep up by following me around, you really just don't understand me whatsoever. If you want me as your bff, you really must become nicer and less intrusive.
1998. That's the last drink I had. And before that I had a run of another 7 years sobriety, the entire time I lived in Los Angeles. I've only drank a fraction of my adult life and I hope to never fall off the wagon. With 18 years of sobriety I'd say I don't have to worry about that, but I'll remain vigilant. Now I better understand how my alcohol sobriety is part of what bugs you about me. That and our different personalities.