tyler.durden
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How do you know I haven't already fucked you? Have you ever been with a dude who peed on you afterward? That could have been me...
Is the World Flat? The Flatlander's theory..
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tangerinegreen555
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Yeah! Lie about things we're interested in...we know about planet shapes, the 3rd reich, and how man created god because he was scared to die...boo hoo.
Mellowman2112
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You've never even tasted pussy? You try to portray yourself as all knowing and you ain't even tasted pussy yet. hahahaha
tangerinegreen555
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why not start a thread about rejection?
both the pussy and dick that rejected your ass and turned you to the dark side...
Mellowman2112
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Guys, jobs are being shipped overseas, your labor is being taxed effectively making slaves of you, your food is poisoned with flouride and other toxins slow killing you. Autism and cancer rates are rising exponentially. Yet there is no conspiracy. Nothing to see here? Really? Really?
Rrog
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UncleBuck
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Mellowman2112
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So why is when flying we can see the horizon out the window at eye level? This should not be the case on a globular earth.
tangerinegreen555
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tyler.durden
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Yep. I do see now that you are making quite a difference here. So, back to the inquires about your sexual experiences, top/bottom, cocks/pussies, etc...
tyler.durden
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Who has a larger penis, you or your boyfriend? Does jesus still have a penis? Serious questions...
SunnyJim
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So why when you undress yourself in front of a new lover do they immediately burst out laughing at the sight of your penis?
Is it because your penis is exceptionally minuscule?
tyler.durden
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Goddamn! You win...
Mellowman2112
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Great logic and persuasive argumentation guys.
SunnyJim
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All jokes aside, did you make up that shit about having a law degree because you're so ashamed of your tiny penis? Or did you make it up for another reason?
tangerinegreen555
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I breed paint stripper!
Mellowman2112
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I know your mommy wanted you to be a Doctor or a lawyer, but get over my degree damn. It's just a piece of paper I was way over charged for.
tyler.durden
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Don't be ashamed of your sexuality, you're coming off as quite prude. You can certainly celebrate it here of all places. Share with us!
tyler.durden
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So why do you lie about this imaginary piece of paper? What about those recent major accomplishments??? Real ones, please...
SunnyJim
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Did you buy it off the internet? How much was it?
Did it give you a micro-stiffy when it arrived in your inbox?
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