JN811
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Check it out http://hire-a-killer.com/ . A website to hire a hit man! Has to be run by the FBI. Anyone actually think this is legit?
Is this shit for real???!!! hire-a-killer.com
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guitarzan420
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It's bs. I wouldn't go looking on websites like that.
JN811
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Which one are you? They have names.
email:
# of targets: 1 2 3
package desired: Standard Buy 1 - Half Off VIP
relation to target:
choice of killer: Mr. X Cobra Killer Agent Orange Angel of Death first available
choice of method: Accident "Suicide" Poison Bullet Explosion Killer's Choice
how did you hear about this site?
comments/questions?
email:
# of targets: 1 2 3
package desired: Standard Buy 1 - Half Off VIP
relation to target:
choice of killer: Mr. X Cobra Killer Agent Orange Angel of Death first available
choice of method: Accident "Suicide" Poison Bullet Explosion Killer's Choice
how did you hear about this site?
comments/questions?
FuZZyBUDz
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It's bs. I wouldn't go looking on websites like that.
DAMN it, UR right and i just clicked on the 'profiles'.....FUCK!... damn it JN!!!
JN811
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Isn't killing people against the law?
It depends. Yes, there are laws that make it illegal to kill other people, but there are always exceptions. Under certain conditions, for instance in times of war or during self-defense, it is okay to kill.
Laws aren't permanent, and they change. At one point, it was illegal to drink alcohol and illegal for women to vote. Some countries don't even have clear rules on legality of killing. Your government pays people to kill all the time. Why can't you do the same?
Isn't killing people immoral?
Hire-a-Killer does not condone violence or murder. We will not accept any requests for cruel or unusual treatment of targets. The truth is, in any relatively free society, if there's a demand for a service, a business is going to emerge to meet that demand. In America and other industrialized nations, there is a demand for contract killing and Hire-a-Killer is trying to meet that demand in a friendly and professional manner. We do not presume to dictate an inhumane set of morals, we are first and foremost a business organization that seeks to make its customers happy.
How can I be sure that I am safe if I use your services?
Hire-a-Killer understands the risk involved in taking out a contract on someone's life. That is why we make sure that our transactions are as discreet and confidential as possible. We also guarantee your innocence by providing you with a helpful packet that includes tips on how to obtain an alibi during the time and date of the hit. We suggest that you delete all e-mail correspondences with H.A.K. as soon as you read them and follow the instructions in the provided packet to guarantee your safety.
How will I know if you've done your end of the deal?
At the end of the job, you will receive a friendly completion e-mail that will alert you that the services you requested have been completed successfully.
What methods of payment do you accept?
We strongly encourage you to use cash or wire transfers via Western Union, because they are the safest, most untracable methods of transferring funds. However, we realize that many people may not have the amount of money to pay for the services of a professional killer all at once, which is why we've made the decision to accept credit cards. As of now, we accept Visa, MasterCards and Discover.
I'm an aspiring contract killer. How can I get a job with hire-a-killer.com?
Hire a killer is very selective about choosing its employees, however, as our business expands, we will be interviewing candidates to add to our expert team. Send your resume to [email protected]
It depends. Yes, there are laws that make it illegal to kill other people, but there are always exceptions. Under certain conditions, for instance in times of war or during self-defense, it is okay to kill.
Laws aren't permanent, and they change. At one point, it was illegal to drink alcohol and illegal for women to vote. Some countries don't even have clear rules on legality of killing. Your government pays people to kill all the time. Why can't you do the same?
Isn't killing people immoral?
Hire-a-Killer does not condone violence or murder. We will not accept any requests for cruel or unusual treatment of targets. The truth is, in any relatively free society, if there's a demand for a service, a business is going to emerge to meet that demand. In America and other industrialized nations, there is a demand for contract killing and Hire-a-Killer is trying to meet that demand in a friendly and professional manner. We do not presume to dictate an inhumane set of morals, we are first and foremost a business organization that seeks to make its customers happy.
How can I be sure that I am safe if I use your services?
Hire-a-Killer understands the risk involved in taking out a contract on someone's life. That is why we make sure that our transactions are as discreet and confidential as possible. We also guarantee your innocence by providing you with a helpful packet that includes tips on how to obtain an alibi during the time and date of the hit. We suggest that you delete all e-mail correspondences with H.A.K. as soon as you read them and follow the instructions in the provided packet to guarantee your safety.
How will I know if you've done your end of the deal?
At the end of the job, you will receive a friendly completion e-mail that will alert you that the services you requested have been completed successfully.
What methods of payment do you accept?
We strongly encourage you to use cash or wire transfers via Western Union, because they are the safest, most untracable methods of transferring funds. However, we realize that many people may not have the amount of money to pay for the services of a professional killer all at once, which is why we've made the decision to accept credit cards. As of now, we accept Visa, MasterCards and Discover.
I'm an aspiring contract killer. How can I get a job with hire-a-killer.com?
Hire a killer is very selective about choosing its employees, however, as our business expands, we will be interviewing candidates to add to our expert team. Send your resume to [email protected]
Still have questions?
Our customer service representatives will be glad to assist you.
Send your inquiries to [email protected]
Our customer service representatives will be glad to assist you.
Send your inquiries to [email protected]
JN811
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Here are some testimonials from real people whose lives were improved by our services. Names have been changed and pictures have been edited to protect the identity of the customers.
- Bill K., W. Virginia
- Joan W., Ohio
- Toby L., New Hampshire
-Mary G., California
- Tony S., New Jersey
- Travis & Ashton, Pennsylvania
- Susan K., Florida
- Chris W., New York
- Sara T., Southern Illinois University
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The best part
Our team of expert killers is here to provide you with quality service. All of our employees have been trained by the most respected gurus in the industry and have many years of experience in the field of contract killing. To protect their identity and ensure reliable service for our customers, Hire-a-Killer uses silhouetted faces and professional pseudonyms.
- Former Sergeant Major of the Marine Corps
- Master of five styles of Martial Arts including Ju Jitsu, Krav Maga, Aikido, Capoeira and Tae Kwon Do
- "By the books" professional style
- Former Harvard Law professor
- Expansive knowledge of untracable poisonous substances and unique weapons
- Assignments carried out with grace and class
- Self-trained for over 30 years
- Expert knowledge in all types of automatic and semi-automatic weapons and explosives
- Quick and precise
- Art school drop-out
- Master of sword and knife fighting
- Avant Garde style dubbed her the "creative queen of killing"
