Also.
Had a friend of my girlfriend come visit us. Not a close friend - school friend. Didn't like her to begin with and as her visit progressed we both quickly became tired of her. Took her out, she starts a fight with two of my friends who both wanted to punch her despite her sex. Just a pain in the ass. She drinks way too much and before we take her back home she insists on seeing the Monuments n shit. Just across from the Washington Monument she begins to spew. Uncontrolled, projectile shit. So we all bail out, she's on all fours on the mall and of course, Park Police roll up behind us. Made us all blow breathalizers (0.03) and finally sends us on our way. She continues to vomit almost until the time we finally got her on a plane.
Years later, at the Statue of Liberty (chick digs monuments I guess) with the same girlfriend. And just as we're about to leave who do we see getting off the most recent ferry? Yup, but she hasn't seen us. And we're on an island - a small one. And there's a one hour line to get back on a ferry. The line to the ferry is totally exposed so if we get in it she's probably going to see us. No way out, we get in the line. But we watch her and always keep other people in line between us. We do this for an hour or so. Finally the line has moved enough so that we will get on the next ferry which is just pulling up and we can see her coming toward the line. She sees us about ten seconds before we stepped onto the boat, makes eye on tact and yells our names (about ten fucking times). We ignored her totally for ten awkward seconds, got on the boat and walked to the other side of it. If she had made it onto that ferry I would have gone overboard. Kept looking over my shoulder for the next couple days.