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Tkm953

Tkm953

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Every Morning,after the little French Man boarded the bus for the ride to work,he would sniff his finger and say"Ah Fife"One day the construction worker he always sat beside asked him,"How come every morning when you get on the bus,you always smell your finger and say Ah Fife?Well I finger my wife every morning before I head off to work,so I can remember her scent all day.Hmm said the construction worker,The next morning the little FrenchMan boarder took his seat,smelled his finger Ahh Fife,he said,Then the construction worker,started at his elbow sniffed down to his fingers,Ahhh Bertha He said.
 
Tkm953

Tkm953

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A Blonde walks into a vets office with a goldfish bowl,What seems to be the problem with your gold fish?He has seizures she said,the vet looked at the fish swimming peacefully in the bowl,He looks fine to me said the vet.She reached in the bowl picked up the fish and laid it on the table,as the fish jumped around,the blonde asked,What do you call that?


How do you turn a blonde into a brunette? Flip her upside down.
 
Tkm953

Tkm953

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Jane was sitting in the waiting room of her gynecologists office when her doctor walked by."Hi Doctor Jim,"Jane said as he walked by.He gave a cordial Hello as he went by.Jane was kinda perplexed by his response, even though he had said Hello,he acted like he didn't know her.Anyway she was called back to the exam room,she undressed put on her gown and waited for the Doctor,Dr Jim came in sat down on his stool",Oh Hi Jane" ,Dr Jim said,I'm sorry I didn't recognize you in the waiting room,I'm not to good with faces.
 
Nugachino

Nugachino

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What do you call an Aboriginal pregnancy test? A banana!

Instructions say to peel. Insert halfway. And leave for 5mins.
If you find its half eaten. Congratulations you've got another monkey on the way.
 
Organicus

Organicus

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dodgydan said:
a man walks into a sex shop for a new sex doll. He asks the guy on the front which he has. He says he has chinese, european and a new muslim doll just in. The guy asks what is the difference in them so the owner tells him the only difference in the dolls is the muslim one will blow itself up.
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A man walks into a bar , and said fuck sake that hurt.
 
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