Jimmy Johnson is a no good cheater!

http://espn.go.com/racing/nascar/cup/story/_/id/7586777/daytona-500-nascar-says-jimmie-johnson-car-was-modified

I dont watch NASCAR but is it a stretch to conclude that Johnson and others have cheated in the past and gotten away with it? Fuckers and their redneck sport can't even play fair apparently...

To quote they imortal Rick Flair " if you aint cheating you aint trying.. Whooooooo"

He makes some good booze though.


While your great granddaddy was firing up a pipe, Junior Johnson’s was firing up a copper still. Few family recipes carry a jail sentence, but to the Johnson family, it was a way of life. With whiskey in his trunk and the law on his heels, Junior ran the finest moonshine in Appalachia to the dry Rural South.
Junior Johnson’s Midnight Moon follows the Johnson family’s moonshine recipe. Every batch is handcrafted in very small batches, made from corn and born in a copper still. Midnight Moon is triple-distilled to deliver an ultra-smooth, clean-tasting spirit that is often preferred over the world’s best vodkas. Enjoy Midnight Moon straight over ice or in a variety of cocktails.



http://www.piedmontdistillers.com/

Why the fuck would you comment on a sport you don't watch idiot. Us fucking rednecks like cheating. Go watch your polo match.