An elderly man at a retirement home meets another elderly woman. They get on well and every morning they would take a walk in the garden. While on their walk they would sit on a bench and the woman would hold the mans penis. One morning the woman couldnt find her companion and decided to look for him. She looked out of the window and saw her man. She was shocked and angry at what she saw. The man was sitting on the bench with another woman. She was fuming and when the man was alone she confronted him. She said why are u with another woman. I used to go and sit on the bench and hold ur penis. What has she got that i havent she said. The man smiled and replied parkinsons.