So I have this idea for a movie. It's a Jurassic park stoner parody.
So here's the initial plot:
A group of scientist from Amsterdam discover these prehistoric pot seeds. So they do what anyone would do. They plant it and grow it. They take extra care to try and simulate it's natural prehistoric environment by growing it in a lab and controlling temperature/humidity/light/ etc etc.
After 9 months of growing it's time to harvest... and this plant is a monster. It stands 20ft tall. Covered in blood red buds, with blue hairs as thick as yarn. Each bud weighs 3lbs. The THC rating on the plant is off the charts. Just sniffing the stash jar will get you buzzed to the point you forget your name.
So now that it's grown they hold a raffle inviting 5 winning citizens of Amsterdam to be the first to smoke this dinosaur weed.
After the raffle the 5 lucky stoners and scientist sit down, pull out a pipe made from a T-rex tooth. Pack the first bowl and start rotation. About that time the raptors smell the bud burning and say to each other "Duuuude they're smoking that kush. Let's go pitch in".
People see the raptors. Freak the fuck out, and everyone runs for the lives, leading to a hilarity compilation of mishaps and accidents. In the end though, the dinosaurs and the humans become friends and share the beautiful bud while munching out on frito's and watching the blooper real of the movie.
So here's the initial plot:
A group of scientist from Amsterdam discover these prehistoric pot seeds. So they do what anyone would do. They plant it and grow it. They take extra care to try and simulate it's natural prehistoric environment by growing it in a lab and controlling temperature/humidity/light/ etc etc.
After 9 months of growing it's time to harvest... and this plant is a monster. It stands 20ft tall. Covered in blood red buds, with blue hairs as thick as yarn. Each bud weighs 3lbs. The THC rating on the plant is off the charts. Just sniffing the stash jar will get you buzzed to the point you forget your name.
So now that it's grown they hold a raffle inviting 5 winning citizens of Amsterdam to be the first to smoke this dinosaur weed.
After the raffle the 5 lucky stoners and scientist sit down, pull out a pipe made from a T-rex tooth. Pack the first bowl and start rotation. About that time the raptors smell the bud burning and say to each other "Duuuude they're smoking that kush. Let's go pitch in".
People see the raptors. Freak the fuck out, and everyone runs for the lives, leading to a hilarity compilation of mishaps and accidents. In the end though, the dinosaurs and the humans become friends and share the beautiful bud while munching out on frito's and watching the blooper real of the movie.
