just dogs

Dogs?

  • Sit

    Votes: 41 16.3%

  • Fetch

    Votes: 46 18.3%

  • Belly Scratchers

    Votes: 80 31.7%

  • Dog Farts

    Votes: 68 27.0%

  • Leg Humps

    Votes: 28 11.1%

  • Cookie? Good boy..

    Votes: 58 23.0%

  • @Ceasar Milan, Fuck you!

    Votes: 102 40.5%
  • Total voters
    252
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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Did i tell you guys the story of an attack trained ex-sheriffs dog, GS, that bit the fuck out of my lips?
Pretty sure i did. It's fucked when dogs bite. Always a maul to the face in my experience with that shit. :-(
My brother got it good in the face when he was younger also.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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Aeroknow said:
Fuck n A they are!

I had Bella's front dew claws removed when she was a pup. She will only let you hold her paw for about 1 second when giving shake. Poor girl did not like that. She still hates the fuck out of going to the vet because of it..
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Yeah I left Sharkey's front dew claws on and he used them for oppositional grip!! But he never recovered from having his rear ones removed which makes me think the vet did not use appropriate general anesthesia, assholes that think they can get by with Ketamine. Now when one of my dogs needs general I go over the protocol with the fucking vet! grrrrrrr they think I'm an ass and I don't give a shit.
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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curious2garden said:
I can't like that and no....... I don't remember, what happened?
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8th grade. On the way into my buddies house they had just adopted Josh a retired sheriffs dog, i gave him a slice of the pizza we just scored on the way into my buddies room to take some hits from the bong. About 15-20 min later we come out of his room and i go down to him and say " gooooood boooooy". He ripped my lower lip big time. 2 surgeries to fix.

What i didn't know, not that i feel i did anything wrong, was he still had that piece of pizza right there. So fucked.
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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I love dogs so much even after having been mauled a couple times.
When i was a kid in Ben lomand, we had to walk 10 miles each way uphill both ways to and from school, just kidding, but we had to walk home with a stick in our hand and rocks in our pockets because of the bastard dogs on the way home. My brother got sacked and ripped open in the face one of the times we weren't prepared.
Fucking asshole dog owners.
 
lokie

lokie

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Aeroknow said:
I love dogs so much even after having been mauled a couple times.
When i was a kid in Ben lomand, we had to walk 10 miles each way uphill both ways to and from school, just kidding, but we had to walk home with a stick in our hand and rocks in our pockets because of the bastard dogs on the way home. My brother got sacked and ripped open in the face one of the times we weren't prepared.
Fucking asshole dog owners.
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I've been dog chomped so many times I feel like a chew toy. And I still love them all.

What I don't understand is when I tell someone "don't pet the dog it bites" and they try to anyway.
I can't count the number of times I've heard "oh it's ok dogs love me" only to be followed by
"FUCK it bit me".
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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lokie said:
I've been dog chomped so many times I feel like a chew toy. And I still love them all.

What I don't understand is when I tell someone "don't pet the dog it bites" and they try to anyway.
I can't count the number of times I've heard "oh it's ok dogs love me" only to be followed by
"FUCK it bit me".
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Yeah no one comes into my house or the doggies go outside or kennel. They are small but they are assholes and bite a LOT
 
lokie

lokie

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curious2garden said:
Yeah no one comes into my house or the doggies go outside or kennel. They are small but they are assholes and bite a LOT
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Many of my kin have been bit only because of their own stupidity.

My grandson was bit only once and he learned to let sonny come to him to get a pet.

Later when he brought the matter up I asked if she had bitten him again? No he said.
I told him it was not truly a bite. It was just a nibble and she had decided he tasted like shit.
 
curious2garden

curious2garden

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lokie said:
Many of my kin have been bit only because of their own stupidity.

My grandson was bit only once and he learned to let sonny come to him to get a pet.

Later when he brought the matter up I asked if she had bitten him again? No he said.
I told him it was not truly a bite. It was just a nibble and she had decided he tasted like shit.
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Way to spin........ LOL
 
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