Keeping Count - Ganjames And The Never-Ending Mouse Hunt.

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Kodank Moment

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A few questions and suggestions...

Questions-

1. Why are you using humane traps, pussy?
2. Why do you store a few fresh pairs of kicks under your sink..?

Suggestions-

1. If using glue traps...put a piece or 2 of peanut butter covered dog food in the very middle. Upside? You can either set em free and watch em come right back inside...or finish the job yourself.

2. Use traps. Cover em in peanut butter. Fuck being humane. They carry diese and are nasty. They are scavengers and meals with legs for other animals. Bout it. House mice are very disgusting.

3. I killed 12 mice in 3 days once setting up traps...the nice ones that look like alligator mouths with plastic teeth. The wood and metal ones are pussy shit. I killed 3 mice in an hour with one trap. There are more mice in your house then you think. Rule of thumb. See one mouse...assume you have 10. You probably have more then that.


God speed. Share the body count when your done.
 
ganjames

ganjames

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xKuroiTaimax said:
Traps?

I can't help myself, if I see a mouse I'm after it and just catch it by myself.

Half of me thinks it's adorable and half of me wants to eat it.

Usually I'll play with them for a while, then let them go. My cat got one before I could, so I made a little rug out of him...
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You like to attack mice, and make rugs out of them? hmm... Seek therapy.

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damn I need to step it up,I haven't caught shit yet lol
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I'll let you borrow my cat for a few days lol.

Kodank Moment said:
A few questions and suggestions...

Questions-

1. Why are you using humane traps, pussy?
2. Why do you store a few fresh pairs of kicks under your sink..?

Suggestions-

1. If using glue traps...put a piece or 2 of peanut butter covered dog food in the very middle. Upside? You can either set em free and watch em come right back inside...or finish the job yourself.

2. Use traps. Cover em in peanut butter. Fuck being humane. They carry diese and are nasty. They are scavengers and meals with legs for other animals. Bout it. House mice are very disgusting.

3. I killed 12 mice in 3 days once setting up traps...the nice ones that look like alligator mouths with plastic teeth. The wood and metal ones are pussy shit. I killed 3 mice in an hour with one trap. There are more mice in your house then you think. Rule of thumb. See one mouse...assume you have 10. You probably have more then that.

God speed. Share the body count when your done.
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All the dude had that lives next door was the humane trap, I killed the only one I caught in it and chucked it in the garbage. I hate the nasty things too, I just stood there and watched as my cat finished both of them off lol. It was funny as fuck though, I've never actually seen my cat take out mice. She's usually lazy as hell but the instincts must have kicked in quick, the fatass darted under the sink and back out with a mouse in her mouth in under a second.
 
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silasraven

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ganjames said:
So far the score is Ganjames (1) - Mice (0)
One terrorist mouse has been successfully eliminated.

But another has been spotted, and there could be many more... I must keep going strong!

They have breached through an opening under the vanity in my bathroom...
It's safe to assume they are planning to attack soon.

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not that bad, i got one and i fed him a couple of times but i still think im hallucinating, though my land lord did tell me i had a mouse.
 
ganjames

ganjames

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Dizzle Frost said:
did that moth ever get it from the ninja kitty?

this cats on a roll lol
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lol you should see her, she's gone full stealth mode in my bathroom. I left the cabinet door open and when I go back she was just camping under there waiting for her next victim.
 
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xKuroiTaimax

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cannabineer said:
It originally sounded like you turned the cat into the rug. (That would have ruled.) On a neighboring thread you mentioned a Hello Kitty rug, and I had to laugh. It's the Goodbye Kitty rug that I want to see ... cn
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I think I've posted a picture of that rug in the Boobies thread. Now I'm wondering if you really want to see my mouse rug.
 
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