Kids say the darndest things...

neosapien said:

Kid's and their lack of filter make for some pretty funny moments sometimes. And I figured since a lot of us here seem to have offspring maybe this thread could be a breath of fresh air amongst all the vitriol here as of late. Really no format. Just something funny your kid did. Or a story from their youth or something. I don't know I'm just trying to waste server space and drive the economy really...

I was making coffee today and asked my wife, who was right next to me at the table, if she wanted a cup. But I accidentally called her by my daughter's name and then suddenly we hear from the bathroom "No daddy I don't want any coffee I'm not an adult geez!". Lol.

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Milovan1 said:

Shhhhhh

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rembrandt100 said:

So I go to the corner store with my 5 granddaughter.

Storekeeper: Hello how are you is that your daughter?
Me" No that is my granddaughter.
Storekeeper: No you are not old enough to have a granddaughter.
Granddaughter: Yes Yes he is my grandfather!
She then puts her hand beside her mouth turns her head to the storekeeper and says "he's old, really really
old.
It was 30 years ago. I was 43

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