Sometimes I would lay down my boy to change his diaper only to discover the shit blew out the back of his diaper up to his shoulder blades. How the fuck he managed that is beyond me. I don't really understand the physics involved in such a display of force.@unclebaldrick and
@sunni , please come share some anecdotes...
Literally yesterday. Could tell daughter was pooping, pulled top of diaper away to see if she got it out, poop on finger. 1/4 inch from coming out top. Get her and put 2 paper towels down as I know it's squishing out when I lay her down (#experience) Get diaper off and cleaning up, big grunt, poops again, catch most with baby wipe. Coughs twice, poop on arm up to my elbow.
This morning walking into school after hitting deer. Daughter tells wife "We've had quite a morning"! Cheesy I know, but where do they learn this stuff.
Runs to class in middle of announcements and yells "We had a deer crash!"
Must be doing something right, as her main worry this morning was I need to take him home and hang him up so we can eat it.