Kids say the darndest things...
- Thread starter neosapien
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ksafimova
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I have no children, but there are funny situations with them. For example, yesterday, when I was walking home from the supermarket, my mother and daughter were walking in front of me. And just at that moment when I was passing, the baby asks her mother "What is sex? In the kindergarten, the boys said that this is a game for toys, will you teach me how to play?" Her mom didn't really know what to say, lol, I don't know what I would do in her place.
insomnia65
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I remember once when the catalogue woman knocked for her weekly payment, my sister who was about 7 answered the door and said my mum told.me to tell you she is not in
neosapien
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neosapien
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I got home late from work today and when I walked in the door the wife and kid were already eating. First thing out of her mouth was… "Ok, to finish these noodles I'm going to turn back into my human form". I missed and did not ask what form she was when dinner started.
DarkWeb
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Wife or kid?
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Rattler420
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Well Im new the this Daddio business. First little shit and She is just amazing, Arrived at the perfect time and damn I cant wait for these fun moments and unfiltered mumbo jumbo they talk. My daughter is now 11months coming to 12 in the next few weeks. Scary stuff and I completely understand when people say make the most of it. Feels like last week I came home from the hospital with my Wife and new born HAAHAA!!
tangerinegreen555
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Lol, I don't think I've heard 'daddio' in a sentence since 1962.
By a beatnik with a goatee playing the bongos while reciting original poetry.
Brought back a memory.
Daughters are lots of fun. Until she's 16 and sucking face in the driveway with a guy with green hair. But you'll get over it when she upgrades to a guy with purple hair.
You have some interesting times ahead, have fun!
My oldest daughter brings me weed samples now
. She took to growing pretty well after she was 30.